1. On the breakroom:
2. On opening shift:
3. On jokes:
4. On jokes, part II:
5. On being over it:
6. On ~teamwork~:
7. On the tedium of existence:
8. On the struggle:
9. The struggle, part II:
10. On the nightmare of weekend shifts:
11. You know this feeling:
12. On dumb questions:
13. On the last customer of the night:
14. Seriously, guys:
15. On your post-work ritual:
16. On customer coupons:
17. On preteens:
18. On how you get ready for work:
19. It's something of a process:
20. On the terror of the "clopen":
21. On dealing with dummies:
22. On how quick things go from 0 to total nightmare:
23. On dumb things customers say:
24. On faking it 'til you make it:
25. On the importance of sleep:
26. On determining your priorities:
27. On the face you've perfected:
28. And the OTHER one you've perfected:
29. Ahem:
30. On what you'd really like to say:
31. For real:
32. On terrible cell phone etiquette:
33. On this dilemma:
34. Who even is this person?
35. On your trifling co-workers:
36. Can't even with them:
37. On how much the little things matter:
38. Like helping out your friends:
39. On people having no manners:
40. On completely losing your mind for a sec:
41. On delusional thinking:
42. On hypocritical behavior:
43. On really silly questions:
44. On the chain reaction:
45. On TRUE BETRAYAL:
46. Karma is real:
47. On the real conundrum of your existence:
48. TRUTH:
49. On the Sisyphean hill you're constantly climbing with the merchandise.
50. On the cold, hard truth:
51. See also:
52. On true cruelty:
53. And BAD PLANNING:
54. On...~mistakes~:
55. What are words?
56. Eh, it's fine:
57. On true frustration:
58. On handling the phones:
59. On your "store personality":
Working at the cashier, and you're forced to be friendly with a chatty customer. #RetailProblems #RetailHell
60. Because what else are you supposed to do:
61. On what you're really thinking:
62. On dog creepin':
63. No:
64. No:
65. Triple fucking no:
66. When you betray your store family:
67. Honestly:
68. The pain of it all:
69. On there being a time and a place for everything:
70. On not being amused:
71. When you want to say "good luck with that":
72. No really, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT:
73. When the truth hurts:
74. And customers cannot see the obvious:
75. On the lack of basic human decency:
76. On people that are just so ~helpful~:
77. On the depths of your patience:
78. On entitlement:
79. On the six most annoying words in the English language:
80. On trying to "look busy":
81. On the tension:
82. On the last-minute change grab:
83. When a customer clearly doesn't understand how these things work:
84. On customer humor:
85. On getting a bit of quiet time:
86. On the difficulties of customer interactions:
87. Really:
88. Because honestly:
89. On the magic words:
90. What you'd really like to say:
91. Because actually:
92. On false intimacy:
93. On false intimacy, part II:
94. On bad timing:
95. On rudeness:
96. On small victories:
97. On solidarity:
98. On your basic instincts:
99. On eventually figuring out how the job works:
100. And finally, on getting the ultimate revenge:
