Buzz·Posted on Sep 17, 2017Just 18 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets By Women This Week"Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's 'true friendship' but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's 'ma'am.'"by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Alana Hope Levinson @alanalevinson wouldn't it be cool if silicon valley tried to disrupt things that are actually broken, like men 05:51 PM - 13 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin How can I be a misogynist if I live in my MOM's basement 03:08 PM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Michelle Collins @michcoll Best part of Cast Away has to be when Tom Hanks spends hours on cave paintings of his true love The Grinch Who Stol… https://t.co/b9wnXhszrR 04:31 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Emma Tyler @EmmaStoneTyler when someone asks if you're trying a new eyeshadow but it's really just redness breakout from your debilitating ski… https://t.co/Ds7c1dCyQD 08:04 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian today in Men On The Internet: 02:42 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lilit Marcus @lilitmarcus If you don't have a husband you can't get murdered by him = life advice from Forensic Files 06:33 PM - 13 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Mikki Halpin @mikkipedia What else would you ever talk about 06:14 PM - 13 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. rachel s tashjian @theprophetpizza reading my horoscope 05:18 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Gillian Anderson @GillianA Sorry, the old Scully can't come to the phone right now... #tbt 08:53 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. faith day! @cemctery dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. consider other things like can they unironically listen to the jonas brothers? 11:41 AM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kate Leth 🦇 SPX W33 @kateleth "Why do you have to make this political?!" *gestures around vaguely, wearily* 02:21 AM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Deirdre @figgled Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup) 01:59 AM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Anna Drezen @annadrezen Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's "true friendship" but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's "ma'am" 08:27 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore time out new york "Undateables" should just be called "Single Women In NYC Are Literally Perfect, Single Men In NYC… https://t.co/DkqwEusAEf 09:26 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Maggie Serota 🐈 @maggieserota "SO BACK IN THE DAY, MY FRIEND HAD THIS YACHT AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIIIIIIIIEVE THE THINGS I SAW GO DOWN..." 07:07 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kirsten King @KirstenKing_ Wow ran into all my exes at once: 08:31 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite