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Literally Just 17 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

"My ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window 'you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch.'"

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What’s with this dude that keeps saying “Turn around” in “Total Eclipse of the Heart”? Man, shut the fuck up, she’s trying to sing a song.

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ME: run it again WAITER: ma'am, it's a Blockbuster card from 1994 ME *leans in close* I said run it again

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the ground is denouncing white supremacists

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The Martin Shkreli's jury selection transcript is *kisses fingers* https://t.co/7Sd6WYDpZ6

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friendly reminder about the resistance as femme, brown, international and taking no shit ever you got antifa, we g… https://t.co/14CkVcdp9C

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RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep

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me on my resume: im friendly, outgoing, and have a bright, bubbly personality! me at the interview:

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Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.

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my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window "you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch"

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This is what happens when men have creative control. A butt crack on top of another butt crack.