As/Is·Posted on Oct 15, 201723 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets From Women This Week"Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff?"by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. BOOlga @runolgarun as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism 10:15 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. spoop queen @neonfiona the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle 11:00 AM - 08 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Emma Tyler @EmmaStoneTyler when ur song comes on but nothing's right 02:38 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue ⊂_ヽ \\ Λ_Λ \( ˇωˇ) / ⌒ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / saying "females" is weird ( (ヽ | |、 \ | 丿 \ | | ) / ノ ) Lノ 06:26 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. erin chack @ErinChack Someone left this clown nose outside my front door should I: A. Call the cops B. Burn down my house C. Too late I… https://t.co/7zKkDUJt4N 04:23 PM - 07 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg let’s all just light our computers on fire and call it a day 01:36 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Michelle Lee @heymichellelee when u started on twitter vs now 12:15 AM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mave @MavenofHonor Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff 01:50 AM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ellie Sunakawa @elliesunakawa it..it’s 69 degrees in Nice right now *sheds tear* ...nice 10:05 AM - 07 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. dead5oph @sophsa Young Sheldon and chill? 10:11 PM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. dead5oph @sophsa hey girl are u today because ur 10/10 07:16 PM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kath Barbadoro 🍁🍂 @kathbarbadoro Tfw you're a cat but also a cool guidance counselor that needs to have a frank talk with you about your future 04:10 PM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Molly Lambert @mollylambert mother! is a great documentary about dating male poets 02:51 AM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Claire Zoe @totallyclairezo two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive 03:36 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. laura gilbert @TGILaura WebMD not providing any insight into why I get irrationally angry when I see pictures of salad. 08:13 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jess is Spooky @jessokfine "You're going to die alone" is a pretty good burn but I think "You're going to die surrounded" is even better 02:53 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. lyss @lyssfame the two genders 08:41 PM - 08 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 🎃☠️trappadonna👻⚰️ @NicholeGunz meal prep is so trash lmao. you just be eating that 2-day old brown rice wishing you had never been born. 03:23 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. I am dead inside @delaknee When you've already taken off your makeup for the night, but your friends invite you to @Applebees for $1 margarita… https://t.co/eXs2IeUJlB 06:14 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. barf @thatsenoughnaf i want to PIPE him Protect Inspire Peg Encourage 11:13 PM - 07 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite