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    Posted on Oct 15, 2017

    23 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets From Women This Week

    "Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff?"

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    as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism

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    the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle

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    when ur song comes on but nothing's right

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    ⊂_ヽ   \\ Λ_Λ    \( ˇωˇ)    / ⌒   / へ\   /  / \\ レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / / saying "females" is weird  ( (ヽ  | |、 \  | 丿 \  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ

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    Someone left this clown nose outside my front door should I: A. Call the cops B. Burn down my house C. Too late I… https://t.co/7zKkDUJt4N

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    let’s all just light our computers on fire and call it a day

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    Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff

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    it..it’s 69 degrees in Nice right now *sheds tear* ...nice

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    hey girl are u today because ur 10/10

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    Tfw you're a cat but also a cool guidance counselor that needs to have a frank talk with you about your future

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    mother! is a great documentary about dating male poets

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    two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive

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    WebMD not providing any insight into why I get irrationally angry when I see pictures of salad.

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    "You're going to die alone" is a pretty good burn but I think "You're going to die surrounded" is even better

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    meal prep is so trash lmao. you just be eating that 2-day old brown rice wishing you had never been born.

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    When you've already taken off your makeup for the night, but your friends invite you to @Applebees for $1 margarita… https://t.co/eXs2IeUJlB

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    i want to PIPE him Protect Inspire Peg Encourage