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as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism
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the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle
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when ur song comes on but nothing's right
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⊂_ヽ ＼＼ Λ＿Λ ＼( ˇωˇ) / ⌒ / へ＼ / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / saying "females" is weird ( (ヽ | |、 \ | 丿 ＼ | | ) / ノ ) Lﾉ
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Someone left this clown nose outside my front door should I: A. Call the cops B. Burn down my house C. Too late I… https://t.co/7zKkDUJt4N
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let’s all just light our computers on fire and call it a day
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when u started on twitter vs now
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
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it..it’s 69 degrees in Nice right now *sheds tear* ...nice
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Young Sheldon and chill?
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hey girl are u today because ur 10/10
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Tfw you're a cat but also a cool guidance counselor that needs to have a frank talk with you about your future
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mother! is a great documentary about dating male poets
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two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive
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WebMD not providing any insight into why I get irrationally angry when I see pictures of salad.
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"You're going to die alone" is a pretty good burn but I think "You're going to die surrounded" is even better
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the two genders
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meal prep is so trash lmao. you just be eating that 2-day old brown rice wishing you had never been born.
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When you've already taken off your makeup for the night, but your friends invite you to @Applebees for $1 margarita… https://t.co/eXs2IeUJlB
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i want to PIPE him Protect Inspire Peg Encourage
