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23 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets From Women This Week

"Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff?"

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as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism

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the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle

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when ur song comes on but nothing's right

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⊂_ヽ   \\ Λ_Λ    \( ˇωˇ)    / ⌒   / へ\   /  / \\ レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / / saying "females" is weird  ( (ヽ  | |、 \  | 丿 \  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ

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Someone left this clown nose outside my front door should I: A. Call the cops B. Burn down my house C. Too late I… https://t.co/7zKkDUJt4N

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let’s all just light our computers on fire and call it a day

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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff

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it..it’s 69 degrees in Nice right now *sheds tear* ...nice

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hey girl are u today because ur 10/10

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Tfw you're a cat but also a cool guidance counselor that needs to have a frank talk with you about your future

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mother! is a great documentary about dating male poets

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two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive

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WebMD not providing any insight into why I get irrationally angry when I see pictures of salad.

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"You're going to die alone" is a pretty good burn but I think "You're going to die surrounded" is even better

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meal prep is so trash lmao. you just be eating that 2-day old brown rice wishing you had never been born.

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When you've already taken off your makeup for the night, but your friends invite you to @Applebees for $1 margarita… https://t.co/eXs2IeUJlB

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i want to PIPE him Protect Inspire Peg Encourage

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