If you've eaten breakfast, oh, ever, you're probably familiar with this smug cereal eater.
Yup, it's Cap'n Crunch. The C stands for Cap'n. And Crunch.
But it also might stand for CROCK OF LIES, because I just found out the Cap'n's full name. It's ...
The name Magellan is no doubt a nod to famous explorer Ferdinand Magellan.
And the Horatio? Hmmm...maybe Horatio Alger?