This is Roberto Esquivel Cabrera of Saltillo, Mexico. He's 54, and he claims he has an 18.9-inch penis. #FACTS.
Increasing the length of his penis has been a ~labor of love~. Cabrera told his local newspaper he's hoping to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Listen, I'm warning you now. There's an 18-inch dick here.
A recent X-ray of his penis showed that the majority of his member was foreskin — around seven inches is actually penile gland while the rest of his penis is stretched foreskin and blood vessels.
In 2015, Cabrera had his penis weighed — yes, weighed — in a bid to have his oversized member claimed as a disability. It came out to two pounds.
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Having a huge wiener isn't all it's cracked up to be: Cabrera says having a 18.9-inch penis causes frequent urinary tract infections and also makes it hard for him to work and even pray.
Plus, Cabrera's been told by doctors that the size and, uh, composition of his penis makes sexual intercourse impossible, but he refuses to have his penis size reduced.
Either way, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
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