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The 12 Most Ridiculous Things You Can Now Buy From Free People's "Spirituality Shop"

No hippie chick.

1. This $12 thread-covered stick bundle.*

*Not actually what they're called, but an accurate description of the product.

2. This $75 "dark mystical box."

"This wooden box comes with all the spirituality essentials: crystals, sage, and lavender."
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"This wooden box comes with all the spirituality essentials: crystals, sage, and lavender."

3. This $32 bundle of sage.

Clears evil spirits or whatever.
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Clears evil spirits or whatever.

4. This $12 Dreamweaver Mist.

"The lavender and sages help temper the vibes of the mugwort, calming us for sleep and allowing for a more gentle dreaming experience."

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5. This $28 spell bath.

By ~Catherine.~ Who are you Catherine!?!
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By ~Catherine.~ Who are you Catherine!?!

6. This $28 "potion for love."

Directions: "Use this American made potion as part of your personal ritual in wishing for romance in relations and successful partnerships. Just a few drops should do the trick." RUBS HANDS TOGETHER...

7. This $58 "mystic wishing bottle."

Huh.

8. These $12 smelling salts.

Y U so Victorian gurl?

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9. These $28 Selenite wand bundles.

Made to "clear away negative energy build-up" and "open the crown chakra."

10. This $58 gold feather wishing bottle.

For "magic."

11. This $68 stick.

Hey stick, what's up?
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Hey stick, what's up?

12. This $18 bottle of "glass glitter."

A bottle of broken glass? COOL!
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A bottle of broken glass? COOL!

h/t Death and Taxes

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