The 12 Most Ridiculous Things You Can Now Buy From Free People's "Spirituality Shop"

    No hippie chick.

    1. This $12 thread-covered stick bundle.*

    *Not actually what they're called, but an accurate description of the product.

    2. This $75 "dark mystical box."

    3. This $32 bundle of sage.

    4. This $12 Dreamweaver Mist.

    "The lavender and sages help temper the vibes of the mugwort, calming us for sleep and allowing for a more gentle dreaming experience."

    5. This $28 spell bath.

    6. This $28 "potion for love."

    Directions: "Use this American made potion as part of your personal ritual in wishing for romance in relations and successful partnerships. Just a few drops should do the trick." RUBS HANDS TOGETHER...

    7. This $58 "mystic wishing bottle."

    8. These $12 smelling salts.

    Y U so Victorian gurl?

    9. These $28 Selenite wand bundles.

    Made to "clear away negative energy build-up" and "open the crown chakra."

    10. This $58 gold feather wishing bottle.

    For "magic."

    11. This $68 stick.

    12. This $18 bottle of "glass glitter."

    h/t Death and Taxes