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16 Things Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks You Should Buy For Christmas

Feel the Goop, be the Goop.

It's the holiday season, and Gwyneth Paltrow has #consciouslyuncoupled from reality to create yet another deliciously crazy GOOP shopping guide.

Would you like to see what she's come up with?

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OF COURSE YOU WOULD.

1. This earthquake prep bag, $345

This bag contains: "luxury comforts, tech gear, and first-aid essentials— you will find amazing products from Malin+Goetz, Pro Bar Organic Rations, TCHO Chocolate, Kusmi Tea, and Marvis just to name a few! There is even a solar powered USB phone charger!" Okay.

2. Saint Laurent Emmanuelle Bucket Bag, $1,350

Gwyneth sez: "The prettiest cobalt blue, in the crispest shape."

3. How about this SUPER ANGEL JUICER, $4,739.

What. Gwyneth sez: "Absurd but awesome."
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What. Gwyneth sez: "Absurd but awesome."

4. Anita Ko Single Safety Pin Earring, $1,995

One earring for $2,000. Gwyneth sez: "The single earring works perfectly with a single stud in the opposite ear."

5. Balenciaga Leather Jacket, $2,745

More than most rents. Gwyneth sez: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."
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More than most rents. Gwyneth sez: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."

6. Vicente Sahuc Bandanas, Hermès, $195-$850

These are literally made for sweating. Gwyneth sez: "Achingly cool."

7. Valentino Punkcouture Cage Flats, $995

Punk rock ballet shoes. Gwyneth sez: "A fresh spin on a now-classic design."

8. Cartier Juste un Clou Bracelet, $7,600

A nail! But bent! Gwyneth sez: "The fanciest nail around."
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A nail! But bent! Gwyneth sez: "The fanciest nail around."

9. Esque Diamond Thickie Vase, $12,000

The most expensive thing you'll ever put flowers in. Gwyneth sez: "We'd take anything from Esque, most notably, this one-of-a-kind, insanely expensively vase."
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The most expensive thing you'll ever put flowers in. Gwyneth sez: "We'd take anything from Esque, most notably, this one-of-a-kind, insanely expensively vase."

10. Maersk Line Triple-E Lego Set, $150

For the budding baby industrialist. Gwyneth sez: This is for the advanced Lego tech."
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For the budding baby industrialist. Gwyneth sez: This is for the advanced Lego tech."

11. Mackage Lorde Kid's Coat, $450

A children's coat for $450. Sure. Gwyneth sez: "A so-cute-it-hurts parka."

12. Golden Goose Slide Sneaker, $575

FYI, these are FOR CHILDREN. Gwyneth sez: "14yos know Golden Goose?"
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FYI, these are FOR CHILDREN. Gwyneth sez: "14yos know Golden Goose?"

13. Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch, $1,295

A purse with a handcuff on it. Gwyneth sez: "Kinky indeed."
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A purse with a handcuff on it. Gwyneth sez: "Kinky indeed."

14. Old Time Slingshot, $28

It says "Old Time Sling Shot" on it, in case you were confused. Gwyneth sez: "For your young survivalist."
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It says "Old Time Sling Shot" on it, in case you were confused. Gwyneth sez: "For your young survivalist."

15. Aspinal of London Travel Backgammon Set, $550

For all that travel backgammon you do. Gwyneth sez: "Hours of entertainment in a slick little case. "
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For all that travel backgammon you do. Gwyneth sez: "Hours of entertainment in a slick little case. "

16. And, of course Angel Therapy Meditations, $9.33

Books on tape, but of angels. Gwyneth sez, "For your most stressed out friend" which may or may not be Gwynnie.
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Books on tape, but of angels. Gwyneth sez, "For your most stressed out friend" which may or may not be Gwynnie.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

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