Wacky hippie brand Free People is selling "tie-dye dreadlock extensions."


They come in two shades.


And cost $128 for a pack of 10.

Feel free to pair them with this $248 Free People hand-dyed beach tent.


"Holds up well during windy conditions." HAHAHAH. Right.
And this $38 Free People hand-painted maraca.


And don't forget your $60 Free People tambourine.


You monster.

h/t Racked