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Everybody Is Freaking Out About This Magical Jacket Full Of Pockets

This is the Swiss Army knife of jackets.

This is the BauBax jacket, a new invention out of Chicago that's reportedly THE BEST FUCKING JACKET EVER MADE.

How great is it? Its founders have already raised $2.8 million on Kickstarter in just three weeks — the most raised on any clothing item EVER.

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Their original goal was $20,000.

This jacket has EVERYTHING — a neck pillow, an eye mask, a drink pocket, microfiber cloth, an iPad pocket, earphone holders…

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Wait, wait, IT'S NOT DONE. Also a passport pocket, a phone pocket, a blanket pocket, a PORTABLE CHARGER POCKET, a handwarming pocket, a zipper with a pen and a stylus on it, and yes, GLOVES.

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Right now you're like:

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Right?

Just look at this goddamn inflatable neck rest and eye mask!

It's obviously great for parties.

But where do all those fucking pockets fit? Here's where...

It comes in four styles.

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Presumably, Bored Teen on Her Phone, Smug Guy, Business Man, and Airport Teen. (JK the styles are windbreaker, bomber, wrinkle-free blazer, and sweatshirt.)

The gloves are stealthy and hidden away until your mitts need to get toasty.

There's even a soda/beer-holding pocket.

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#dreamlifestatus.

You want one, don't you? Preorder now to save a bunch on the jackets' retail prices. They're expected to retail between $160 and $200.

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