Oh hello, didn't see you there. These are new jeans by high-end designer Vetements. PLEASE ENJOY.

They're a collaboration with Levi's and they are really something.

Also they cost $1,261.

Here they are all zipped up. But yep, at any moment, you can unzip and pop a poop squat.

You know, like this:
There's also a shorts version. Of course.

What will they think of next. :(
