17 Great Works Of Literature That Would Be Vastly Improved By Jorts

The Jorts of Wrath, anyone?

Lady Chatterly's Jorts and A Tale of Two Jorts

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Lady Chatterly's Lover —— The plot: Lady Chatterly has a sexual awakening, in jorts.

A Tale of Two Jorts —— The plot: The lives of the peasantry in London and Paris in the years leading up to the French Revolution, in jorts.

The Jorts Gatsby

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The plot: Conman tries to win back his first love, in jorts.

The Jorticles Of Narnia

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The plot: Children travel to a magical land where even the animals wear jorts.

20,000 Jorts Under The Sea

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The plot: Captain Nemo takes to the ocean for numerous adventures, in jorts.

American Jorts

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The plot A soulless, wealthy investment banker plots murders, in jorts.

Portrait Of The Artist Wearing Short Jorts

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The plot: The spiritual awakening of Stephen Daedalus, in jorts.

The Scarlet Jorts

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The plot: Hester Prynne is found guilty of adultery, in jorts.

Is Everyone Wearing Jorts Without Me?

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The plot: A series of essays from Mindy Kaling, jorts fan.

Infinite Jorts

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The plot: There is a film cartridge called Infinite Jest that is apparently so entertaining that if you were to watch it you would lose all interest in anything else. Much of the book revolves around various characters' interactions with said cartridge, as well as the relationship between a high school tennis pro and his brother, the residents at a half way house, and a band of deadly wheelchair assassins (in jorts).

Are You There God? It's Me, Jorts

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The plot: A coming-of-age tale, in jorts.

Animal Jorts

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The plot: An allegorical novel about the Russian Revolution, in jorts.

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts

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The plot: A satirical novel about a time-traveling jorts-wearer.

The Jorts of Wrath

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The plot: The life and times of the hard-scrabble, jorts-wearing Joad clan.

Eat, Pray, Jorts

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The plot: One woman overcomes heartbreak whilst searching for jorts and love around the world.

Call Of The Jorts

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The plot: Sled dog Buck tries to adjust to the harsh wilds of the Yukon, in jorts.

Moby Jorts

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The plot: One man's battle with a great white whale — in jorts.