2. The Jorts Gatsby
The plot: Conman tries to win back his first love, in jorts.
3. The Jorticles Of Narnia
The plot: Children travel to a magical land where even the animals wear jorts.
4. 20,000 Jorts Under The Sea
The plot: Captain Nemo takes to the ocean for numerous adventures, in jorts.
5. American Jorts
The plot A soulless, wealthy investment banker plots murders, in jorts.
6. Portrait Of The Artist Wearing Short Jorts
The plot: The spiritual awakening of Stephen Daedalus, in jorts.
7. The Scarlet Jorts
The plot: Hester Prynne is found guilty of adultery, in jorts.
8. Is Everyone Wearing Jorts Without Me?
The plot: A series of essays from Mindy Kaling, jorts fan.
9. Infinite Jorts
The plot: There is a film cartridge called Infinite Jest that is apparently so entertaining that if you were to watch it you would lose all interest in anything else. Much of the book revolves around various characters’ interactions with said cartridge, as well as the relationship between a high school tennis pro and his brother, the residents at a half way house, and a band of deadly wheelchair assassins (in jorts).
10. Are You There God? It’s Me, Jorts
The plot: A coming-of-age tale, in jorts.
11. Animal Jorts
The plot: An allegorical novel about the Russian Revolution, in jorts.
12. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Jorts
The plot: A satirical novel about a time-traveling jorts-wearer.
13. The Jorts of Wrath
The plot: The life and times of the hard-scrabble, jorts-wearing Joad clan.
14. Eat, Pray, Jorts
The plot: One woman overcomes heartbreak whilst searching for jorts and love around the world.
15. Call Of The Jorts
The plot: Sled dog Buck tries to adjust to the harsh wilds of the Yukon, in jorts.
16. Moby Jorts
The plot: One man’s battle with a great white whale — in jorts.
- Parents of the suspected Washington mall gunman who killed five people said he "had mental issues."