1. I suppose you’re wondering about this raw ground beef and bacon version of Justin Bieber’s head, right?
3. Well, there’s nothing to see here.
5. Nothing to see here at all.
7. Move along.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.