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Avocado Rat Is The Hero America Needs And Deserves, I'm Sorry That's Just The Way It Is

Yep, millennials ruin everything — even rats.

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In 2015, the big cheese in the rat world was a cool guy named Pizza Rat.

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But listen, TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

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NOW THERE'S A NEW BOSS IN TOWN. ALL HAIL AVOCADO RAT!

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Avocado rat was discovered by filmmaker Jessica Edwards in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

This bih is probably off to find some artisanal 7-grain bread to spread this avo on.

He's gonna serve it with a side salad of microgreens and an almond milk chai latte, whatever.

Avo Rat's not trying to buy a house, he's just trying to have a good ass brunch, OK?

Yeah, so anyway:

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