Life Is Crazy And Rich People Can Send Themselves To Space, WTF

Lol, you totally can.

If you are rich — really, really rich — how do you even gift, bruh? Thankfully, luxe retailer Neiman Marcus has created this thing called Fantasy Gifts, which are meant for the fantastically wealthy to lose their shit over.

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For example, why not treat your beloved to a Neiman Marcus Limited-Edition Mustang Convertible? Just hand over $95,000 and try not to crash.

Or hey, fly to Louisville, Kentucky to make your own whiskey varietals with five of your friends. Price: $125,000

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Also on the list? An Iris Apfel fantasy trunk, which sounds like 94-year-old Iris Apfel is shoved in a trunk and mailed to you, but promise! It's not!

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Actually, it's a trunk filled with "vintage finds and accessories handcrafted by women globally and inspired by [Iris's] own personal collection. Gift includes lunch and a styling session with Iris." Cost: $80K.

Or just plonk down your spare $400,000 for a 12-day trip to India, NBD.

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That comes out to a mere $33,333 per day.

By far the best gift in this year's fantasy gifts? What Neiman Marcus is calling "World View Exploration at the Edge of Space." PRICE TAG: $90,000.

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Basically, this gift sends you and five friends in a "luxury" pressurized capsule via high-altitude balloon 100,000 feet above our planet. The space capsule features a bathroom (zoinks) and a bar, so you can get space wasted.

THERE ARE ONLY TEN OF THESE PRECIOUS GIFTS AVAILS, GUYS.

Also, guys, free shipping and RETURNS!

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So go ahead, take some of that money you've been swimming in, and spend it on the people you love.

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