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Are You A Beauty Addict?

You love Sephora so much, you'd almost marry it.

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    Have a Birchbox subscription.
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    Have gifted someone else a Birchbox subscription.
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    Visit Sephora once a month.
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    Visit Sephora once every two weeks.
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    Visit Sephora once a week.
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    You know what VIB means.
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    You have an embarrassingly high number of Beauty Insider points at Sephora.
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    You crave the mysterious VIB Rouge status.
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    Always claim your Beauty Insider birthday gift at Sephora each year.
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    Can't go to CVS without looking at the cosmetics aisle.
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    Can't go to CVS without buying something from the cosmetics aisle.
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    Know the difference between BB and CC creams.
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    Own a BB cream.
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    Own a CC cream.
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    Refuse to throw out certain cosmetics that you never wear ... because you WILL wear them one day.
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    Feel anxious if you don't have your makeup kit with you.
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    Have a Pinterest board dedicated to beauty and hair.
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    Have separate Pinterest boards for beauty and hair.
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    Have several hair, nail, and makeup Pinterest boards with multiple themes.
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    Won't leave the house without makeup on.
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    Have a pre-gym beauty routine.
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    Slather yourself with multiple creams and serums before bed.
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    Live for examining the results of your Bioré pore strip.
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    Get a manicure once a month.
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    Get a manicure twice a month.
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    Get a manicure every week.
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    Are completely on top of nail polish trends.
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    Are into nail art.
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    Are completely obsessed with nail art.
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    Began using wrinkle cream before you had wrinkles.
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    Reapply your lip balm/gloss/lipstick compulsively.
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    Own more than 5 lipsticks.
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    Own more than 10 lipsticks.
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    Own more than 20 lipsticks.
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    Have a separate makeup travel bag ready to go for vacations.
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    Use an eye cream regularly.
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    Know what hyaluronic acid does.
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    Know what retinol is for.
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    Are obsessed with luxury sunscreens.
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    Get excited when anything high-end has SPF in it.
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    Open and play with your new Sephora/drugstore buys THE SECOND you get home.
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    Often find yourself telling others about products you "swear by."
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    Have a list of products you "swear by" which actually includes about 50 things.
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    Feel that having and using fancy products actually makes you more sophisticated.
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    Have no shame asking a stranger what her lipstick shade is.
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    Refer to hues with specific terms: oxblood, black honey, merlot, etc.
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    Feel a loyalty and dedication to certain brands.
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    Have a deep and unbending disdain for certain beauty brands.
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    Find that when you discover a new beauty hack, it's like a whole new freaking world.
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    Have experimented with DIY beauty recipes.
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    Make it a priority when traveling abroad to visit local drugstores for hard-to-find European stuff.
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    Make sure to eat certain "beauty" foods like salmon and berries.
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    Feel like you simply can't live without your signature hair products.
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    Alternate between multiple shampoos and conditioners throughout the week.
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    Have pictures of beauty product purchases in your Instagram feed.
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    Have pictures of your different hairstyles in your Instagram feed.
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    Have pictures of your nails in your Instagram feed.
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    Always take a selfie after doing an especially good job with your makeup.
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    Like getting ready to go out more than you actually like going out.
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    Actually leave reviews of products on the Sephora website.
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    Can recognize products from their scent alone.
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    Await new makeup releases like they're new album releases from your favorite pop star.
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    Have purchased some products just because the packaging is so pretty.
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    Have purchased some cosmetics as "display" items in your crazy beauty lair.
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    Believe free samples are a gateway drug to additional purchases (not that that ever stopped you from taking them).
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    Have had a loved one confront you about all the "crap" in your bathroom.
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    Fantasize about your dream apartment, which includes a walk-in beauty closet.
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    Dream of the day you can afford La Mer.
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    Would insist on a solid non-smudge eyeliner if you were stuck on a deserted island.
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    Don't remember what life was life before contouring, and you don't want to.
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    Have tried the Beautyblender sponge.
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    Actually take pleasure in cleaning your makeup brushes.
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    Have hunted down discontinued products on eBay.
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    Are proud of having always used a certain product since middle school.
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    Swear by cleansing oils.
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    Tried oil pulling.
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    Are actually good at cutting your own bangs.
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    Keep an assortment of beauty products by your bed.
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    Own a boar bristle (or equally fancy) hairbrush.
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    Own a curling iron.
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    Own a straightener.
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    Own a combo straightening/curling InStyler.
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    Know the words Shu Uemura, Shiseido, and Chantecaille.
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    Understand the magic of primer.
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    Know that the "natural look" often requires a minimum of 10 products.
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    Have friends who patiently wait for you to clean out your beauty closet so they can stock their own.
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    Know that Clinque's "Black Honey" is the secret shade that looks good on everyone.
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    Have a secret stockpile of RiRi Woo in case it ever runs out.
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    Will espouse the virtues of a Clarisonic to anyone who will listen.
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    Love your Clarisonic so much that you might have actually used it too much.
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    Feel naked without lipstick and mascara on.
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    Feel that many of life's major problems can be solved with beauty products.
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    Feel a trip to Sephora significantly lightens your mood.
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    Spend a significant portion of your life doing Pinterest hair tutorials.
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    Sometimes start layering lip colors and it gets out of control.
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    Have a standing night of the week dedicated to beauty.
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    Would rather spend an evening in doing face masks and nails than going out.
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    Scheme how you can some day start a beauty line of your own.
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    Dream (literally) about beauty products.
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    Feel that beauty products bring you more happiness than pretty much anything else on Earth.

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