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    Alexander Wang's H&M Collection Is A Dystopian Sports Nightmare

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    Alexander Wang debuted his new athletically-inclined collection for H&M last night.

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    Models sported tons of muscle tape "tattoos" and accessorized with boxing gloves, lacrosse sticks, and helmets.

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    Wang said the collection was inspired by "sports at night."

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    So presumably it's meant to be worn up in the clurb and out to the gym.

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    What sport might you play in these outfits tho?

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    Space ball spiking.

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    Competitive explosive detonation.

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    Gross stuff touching.*

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    *That's why the gloves are v. necessary.

    Extra arm boxing.

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    Face caging.

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    With extra wanging.

    Boob shelfing.

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    Head grabbing and tossing.

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    Deep sea on-land diving.

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    Protective walking.

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    Angry face-making.

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    Competitive clashing.

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    Abdominal shelf battling.

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    Hip-checking.

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    Competitive pouting.

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