Alexander Wang's H&M Collection Is A Dystopian Sports Nightmare
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Alexander Wang debuted his new athletically-inclined collection for H&M last night.

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Models sported tons of muscle tape "tattoos" and accessorized with boxing gloves, lacrosse sticks, and helmets.

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Wang said the collection was inspired by "sports at night."

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So presumably it's meant to be worn up in the clurb and out to the gym.

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What sport might you play in these outfits tho?

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Space ball spiking.

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Competitive explosive detonation.

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Gross stuff touching.*

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*That's why the gloves are v. necessary.
Extra arm boxing.

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Face caging.

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With extra wanging.
Boob shelfing.

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Head grabbing and tossing.

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Deep sea on-land diving.

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Protective walking.

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Angry face-making.

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Competitive clashing.

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Abdominal shelf battling.

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Hip-checking.

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Competitive pouting.

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