Alexander Wang's H&M Collection Is A Dystopian Sports Nightmare
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Alexander Wang debuted his new athletically-inclined collection for H&M last night.
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Models sported tons of muscle tape "tattoos" and accessorized with boxing gloves, lacrosse sticks, and helmets.
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Wang said the collection was inspired by "sports at night."
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So presumably it's meant to be worn up in the clurb and out to the gym.
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What sport might you play in these outfits tho?
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Space ball spiking.
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Competitive explosive detonation.
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Gross stuff touching.*
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*That's why the gloves are v. necessary.
Extra arm boxing.
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Face caging.
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With extra wanging.
Boob shelfing.
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Head grabbing and tossing.
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Deep sea on-land diving.
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Protective walking.
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Angry face-making.
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Competitive clashing.
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Abdominal shelf battling.
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Hip-checking.
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Competitive pouting.
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