If you've visited the Dallas Zoo recently, you might have noticed some odd signs hanging around.
The posters promised "Saddle Days," where visitors were encouraged to bring a saddle to ride on their favorite animal.
And also Snakes-Giving, an all-snake reenactment of the first Thanksgiving.
It turns out they're the work of professional jokester Jeff Wysaski who has a whole site devoted to making fake signage.
But honestly, who wouldn't love free scorpion day?
Or HAT DAY, where every zoo animal gets a hat?
Truly, the only loser here is this bearded dragon.
