11. That goes double for when you actually have to get dressed up.
24. The darts on your dresses never quite line up right.
27. Even leggings can be long and bunch up on you.
Even dear, sweet leggings will betray you.
But shorties do have the upper hand on some things.
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 13 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳