1. The Stud
Sexy!
2. The Bi-Partisan
So sexy!
3. The Animal
Way too sexy!
4. The Tuggie
"As Seen On TV: The fuzzy sock that warms your cock." (We're pretty sure we've never seen this on TV.)
5. The Groucho
Yup, that's Groucho Marx for you.
6. The Trouser Snake
Trouser snake underwear! Very sexy.*
*Not actually sexy to anyone who is not Glenn Quagmire.
8. The Devil Dog
Are those...googly eyes?
9. The Big Man
Where's the beef? Here's the beef.
11. The Pelican
Or maybe you just like birds?
12. The Sensitive Butterfly
Fine, maybe penis butterflies are more your jam.
13. The Denim Masterpiece
For your boyfriend, the nevernude.
14. The Cow Jester
Again with the googly eyes!
15. The Mouse Surprise
Women love it when small rodents come out of your underpants. Also, underwear belts.
16. The Twee Elephant
Twee handmade sexy! Thanks Etsy!
17. The Frighteningly Sharp
For sex jousting (GET IT?).
18. The Hairy Monkey
Touch the monkey. Touch it!
19. The Hipster Mister
In case you forgot for a minute that you were dating a guy from Brooklyn.
20. The Hairy Ball
Made from "fancy yarn."
21. The Denim Design
A wee penis corset!
22. The Furry Friend
Mohair manties, anyone?
23. The Fudgy The Whale
Truth in advertising is very sexy.
24. The Rooster
For the guy who doesn't want you to get the wrong idea.
25. The Littlest Package
Aw look! A present!
26. The Total Worst
Seriously, guys, what is with the googly eyes?

