1. Men's clothes: Sometimes you gotta ask yourself WHYYYYY? Twitter: @LeeSmith__ 2. Whose body was this designed for? Twitter: @GeorgeLKirkman Twitter: @GeorgeLKirkman What horrid mistake happened when they measured for this jacket (and yes, it's available in two colorways). 3. What man was in mind when some designer said, "yes, yes, let's make a shirt that looks like tin foil"? Twitter: @Mansellluis 4. And every grown man wants a sweater that doubles as a throw blanket, right? Twitter: @olayree You know you want it. Advertisement 5. Apparently, yes. Twitter: @saveoursocks 6. In fact, clothing stores have gotten so good at anticipating men's needs that they've even started selling MAN BUNS. Can you believe this lovely model's hair ISN'T REAL? Twitter: @search JK, yes you can. 7. Pls explain these pre-ripped sweatpants to me. P.S., they cost $50. Twitter: @howdoharry 8. And while you're at it, can we talk about what in the name of all that is good in this world would possess someone to buy "Reclaimed Vintage PE Shorts"? Twitter: @AdamMadz THINK OF ALL THE SWEAT. Advertisement 9. Or these jeans that look as though they've been through A WAR. Twitter: @Sham_WRcH 10. Maybe you'd like a t-shirt that reveals not just a bit of chest hair, but your nipples, too. Twitter: @CraigBradders 11. Or a $58 shirt that looks as though it's been decomposing in a Dumpster for like, a decade. Twitter: @wilkentv 12. Perhaps you're prone to really bad decisions, in which case, this is a faux dashiki, aka a FAUXSHIKI. AKA NOPE. Twitter: @search Someone manufactured this. Again, someone ... manufactured this. Advertisement 13. Men are always being sold Bad Ideas. For example, Urban Outfitters made a Kent State University sweatshirt that looked like it had blood stains on it. urbanoutfitters.com urbanoutfitters.com 14. Or this rapey AF shirt. Twitter: @HeyVivala 15. Men are also always being told that the things they buy have to have special Man Names. Case in point: MEGGINGS, which are literally just LEGGINGS but for men. Twitter: @HamuelSarmic 16. Men's pants options are very confusing sometimes, let's be honest. These pants? Why so long? WHY? Is that what retailers think men's legs are supposed to look like? Twitter: @TheSun Advertisement 17. There is literally no limit to the horrorshow that is men's pants. Asos.com 18. Case in point: You guys, these are pleated jeans. JEANS. Work through your feelings, it's fine. Twitter: @frankie_5273 19. And we haven't even touched on accessories. Someone's trying to sell guys on a damn FAKE TATTOO SLEEVE. Please don't do this. Twitter: @Ben_Taylor92 But! At least men don't have to deal with THIS fuckery. This is literally just a giant bow you're supposed to wear to be "sexily unwrapped." And yes, it is out of stock. Twitter: @hayleycampbell You're welcome. Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!