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    Literally Just 19 Hilarious Tweets From Women This Week

    "Behind every great woman is some gross dude walking uncomfortably close and saying 'mmmm niiice' under his breath."

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    If you really cared about the sanctity of marriage, you wouldn't use a goofy ass piece of shit wedding hashtag, Kailyee & Preston

    @GabbiBoyd / Via Twitter: @GabbiBoyd

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    How the foundation looks under Sephora lighting v how it looks when I put it on at home

    @maggieserota / Via Twitter: @maggieserota

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    Kim Kardashian shopped for a Christmas tree and a pumpkin in the same day because there is no such thing as time ex… https://t.co/mE5xN9JKmM

    @theprophetpizza / Via Twitter: @theprophetpizza

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    See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand.

    @wittwitbarista / Via Twitter: @wittwitbarista

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    One undeniable perk of being an adult is you can use "I'm tired" as a way to get out of anything: a social event, a conversation, a marriage

    @aparnapkin / Via Twitter: @aparnapkin

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    if you're supposed to dress for the job you want i wanna be harry styles

    @mariasherm / Via Twitter: @mariasherm

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    @ggeordiebore / Via Twitter: @ggeordiebore

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    my aesthetic is paying $16 for a rum & coke and dancing to a dj set reminiscent of a hollister store in 2009

    @RunawayInLA / Via Twitter: @RunawayInLA

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    We get it, Richard Spencer, your dad hated you and your penis is weird.

    @bessbell / Via Twitter: @bessbell

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    Behind every great woman is some gross dude walking uncomfortably close and saying "mmmm niiice" under his breath.

    @dianavilibert / Via Twitter: @dianavilibert

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    @sophsa / Via Twitter: @sophsa

    12.

    Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.

    @JustineStafford / Via Twitter: @JustineStafford

    13.

    "hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaaal"

    @PAYOLETTER / Via Twitter: @PAYOLETTER

    14.

    business emails are so boring, so full of jargon

    @katangus / Via Twitter: @katangus

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    idk what's happening on twitter but I'm pretty sure I tossed out my prescription glasses by accident so here have a… https://t.co/5UvUlzuOTj

    @anjapatel / Via Twitter: @anjapatel

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    *Password looks at itself in the mirror* "Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password."

    @Rollinintheseat / Via Twitter: @Rollinintheseat

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    @karenyhan / Via Twitter: @karenyhan

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    my therapist: *facilitates a breakthrough* me: sounds fake but ok my horoscope: water is wet, virgo me:

    @carinahsieh / Via Twitter: @carinahsieh

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    woman who manages a team of 10 and never misses work, spin class, a friend’s bday, or therapy: ugh IDK if this guy… https://t.co/DrukzAaw8W

    @the_rewm / Via Twitter: @the_rewm