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HE MONCH BUTT - renaissance painting, 1602
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Jacob, the teen running the world simulation program, is really getting on my last nerve today.
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Three types of people in this world.
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extremely fucked up that my brain made me sit through a pink floyd song in a dream this morning.
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my boyfriend and i colour-coordinated our outfits today 💙
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sometimes I wish that I just had one big consecutive tooth so I wouldn’t have to floss
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Is your child texting about Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car”? ygafc = you’ve got a fast car igaptguooh = I’ve got a plan… https://t.co/jl624iejNy
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just kiss already
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so timmy chalamet gets an oscar nom for crying alone to sufjan stevens but when i do it its ‘disconcerting’ and i s… https://t.co/NbIyIB86hl
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I think your 20s are spent worried that you aren’t hot enough, and your 30s are spent figuring how you can get back… https://t.co/rmAZsS5Tkl
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people think you can only find a small plastic baby in your cake during mardi gras, but if you open your eyes you w… https://t.co/GgorScQUxb
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explained the figure skating dot scoring system to several men at the club tonight and not only did they understand… https://t.co/JkV3d6z8si
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Speed skaters and lugers don’t get enough credit for agreeing to appear on TV dressed as a human condom
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how annoying life must be for all the women named Alexa right now
