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Proof That Lauren Conrad Had The Best 2014 Ever

The rest is still unwritten, blah blah blah.

1. First thing's first: LAUREN CONRAD GOT MARRIED THIS YEAR AND IT WAS THE MOST PINTEREST PERFECT THING EVER.

Exclusive! See a photo of Lauren Conrad's stunning couture wedding dress: http://t.co/TmLoPBD3ot

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Exclusive! See a photo of Lauren Conrad's stunning couture wedding dress: http://t.co/TmLoPBD3ot

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2. P.S. She got married to this guy. Like you even care.

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J/K that's William Tell, formerly of the pop punk band Something Corporate.

3. But she waited WEEKS to unveil her wedding dress pics and everybody was DYING from the suspense.

Currently dying due to Lauren Conrad's wedding dress 😍

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Currently dying due to Lauren Conrad's wedding dress

12:24 PM - 22 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Like, LITERALLY.

“@laurenconradcom: The wait is finally over! @LaurenConrad and @williamtell's first wedding photo...http://t.co/BurUmBwtpu” literally dying💚

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“@laurenconradcom: The wait is finally over! @LaurenConrad and @williamtell's first wedding photo...http://t.co/BurUmBwtpu” literally dying

9:38 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. Cause of death: Acute Lauren Conrad nuptial-related suspense.

literally dying to see what Lauren Conrad's wedding looked like

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literally dying to see what Lauren Conrad's wedding looked like

2:56 PM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

AHHHHH DREAMMMMMMS.

Whoops! I guess you were wrong!

6. But that's not all the former Hills star did to totally kill it this year.

~Casually somehow not totally wasted in a room full of Veuve Clicquot.~
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~Casually somehow not totally wasted in a room full of Veuve Clicquot.~

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7. She launched her um, ~special~ bridesmaid's collection for her clothing company Paper Crown.

It's, uh, interesting.

8. She went shopping for The Little Market, which is her online shop that connects global artisans to a wider audience.

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9. She also reinvented her hair with this cute lil' bob.

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HER HAIR, PEOPLE. SHE CUT HER HAIR.

10. She got called "basic" by Allure magazine and accused of having "sausage curls" and didn't even let it get to her.

I definitely just got called a basic b*tch! Haha! Sausage curls!? Really @Allure_magazine?

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I definitely just got called a basic b*tch! Haha! Sausage curls!? Really @Allure_magazine?

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11. She saw Brit-Brit in Vegas.

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12. She had her own personal lion.

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OKAY FINE THIS IS HER DOG CHLOE. WHATEVER.

13. Everything in her life was a pleasing shade of pink and coral.

AKA she has the best Instagram filters.
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AKA she has the best Instagram filters.

14. Like her Pinterest boards, which are basically BEYOND REPROACH.

Lauren Conrad Pinterest = worth living for.
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Lauren Conrad Pinterest = worth living for.

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15. EVEN her Halloween jack o'lanterns, which looked like this.

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#moveoverMartha.

16. She went to her 10 year high school reunion with her BFF Lo Bosworth.

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Yup, Laguna Beach was 10 years ago. Meddlesome ex-boyfriend Stephen Colletti was not in attendance. WE ARE OLD.

17. She learned calligraphy.

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Because of course.

18. And then she ate all dat pizza.

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All the sparkles to you, LC!

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