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18 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

"Every time a man tells me to stop whining about feminism, i feel like saying 'you first.'"

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Apparently, sometimes Google's translation app mistakes facial features for translatable text.

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I’m walking down the street and this dude behind me shouted “Hey girl!” I turned around and he was like, “Oh my gos… https://t.co/wtZ7JT9rhC

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every time a man tells me to stop whining about feminism, i feel like saying "you first"

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more like black OUT friday, I slur to myself as I chug my 18th strawberry wine cooler in my parents’ basement. I go… https://t.co/k1u7omAQjn

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Hello Young Lovers. We have now officially entered the season where you can’t easily break up with anyone until aft… https://t.co/qmYrv1NN8I

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I love when a man says to me “it’s like I can’t win with you.” It makes me feel that I have invented the perfect game

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The next time I go to a funeral, I'm going to take this out and sprinkle it solemnly on the grave

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My body is at this bagel brunch wth my cousins but my heart is at Sephora buying Fenty makeup and then going to see Call Me By Your Name.

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how has it been american thanksgiving for the last nine days

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women's magazine: try this new serum! it'll make your face disappear men's magazine: your penis is a king-- it can even learn calligraphy

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I’m just putting this out there: Does Belle know she could just date a professor because they also have a lot of books.

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this is how all your Male Ally tweets look to us btw. refrain

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i'm a very peaceful person i just also believe that anyone who walks two abreast on the escalators to the tube should be put to death

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when you’re too depressed and tired to work and you should do something fun to recharge but you feel too guilty abo… https://t.co/t37IjLWWkz

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