1. Let's be honest, this is probably true.

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2. And this is likely your life mantra.

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3. Because you can never get enough.

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4. For when you've become one with the bottle.

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I Am Hot Sauce tee, $20.95
5. And this is your optimal eating arrangement.

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6. Um...truth?

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Man Who Walk ... tee, $35.95
7. The place where you got your degree in spice.

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Hot Sauce University tee, $21.95
8. Agree to disagree?

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10. Because you are what you eat.

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11. You love Tapatio but also writing sad poetry in your diary.

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12. Share your love of Sriracha.

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Sriracha Hot Sauce tee, $34.11
13. Or a few of your favorite things.

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14. Remember that hot sauce is sometimes a metaphor.

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15. Just don't lie to yourself.

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