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Let's be honest, this is probably true.
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And this is likely your life mantra.
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Because you can never get enough.
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For when you've become one with the bottle.
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And this is your optimal eating arrangement.
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The place where you got your degree in spice.
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This bear eating a taco with hot sauce is totally you.
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Because you are what you eat.
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You love Tapatio but also writing sad poetry in your diary.
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Share your love of Sriracha.
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Or a few of your favorite things.
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Remember that hot sauce is sometimes a metaphor.
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Just don't lie to yourself.
