1. For when you're having just one of those 💩 days.
2. Because sometimes life is 💩 💩 💩.
3. Your job is 💩.
4. Your relationship is 💩.
5. And your 💩 is 💩.
6. In these times, it's good to have a 💩-holding bag on your arm.
7. A 💩 receptacle.
8. A 💩 support.
9. A solid (or slightly watery) 💩 support system.
10. Because isn't that what we all need when the 💩 falls apart?
