Food·Posted on 20 Aug 2021A Crunchie Is Just A Poor Man's Violet Crumble And It's Time We Admitted ItWhy do all Crunchies have one side that's bubbly-soft and one side that's guaranteed to crack a tooth?by Julia WillingBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Alright, listen up, my fellow Australians — or any taste-aficionado who has experienced the pleasure of a Violet Crumble. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX For years, I have endured the culinary-injustice of witnessing Crunchies celebrated as the king of honeycomb chocolate treats — but I will stand for it no longer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema It's time that we accept the Crunchie for what it is — an overly sweet, terribly airy, honeycomb imposter! — and accept the Australian-made Violet Crumble as the vastly superior chocolate bar. Instagram @aussietreatswithlove / Via Instagram: @aussietreatswithlove Now, because I'm a woman of principals, I don't just expect you take my word for it — Reddit user u/Mr_ck has already done much of the work for me, in his thread titled "Crunchie VS. Violet Crumble." Flickr @sheilascarborough / Via Flickr: sheilascarborough, Flickr @abigael / Via Flickr: abigael He asked: "Are these chocolates the same? A friend says they are exactly the same. I say they are different."And then the good people of Australia came out swinging: "Your friend’s opinion is not to be trusted — there are many differences and the Violet Crumble is clearly the superior of the two." —u/SirPiffingsthwaite "Not the same. Texture is different. Crunchie is a poor man's Violet Crumble." —u/fnaah "They're 100% different. Your friend must be a heavy smoker, with no working taste buds." —u/GCRedditor136 "They’re different. Crunchies have a hard-as-fuck side and a side that's more 'dissolve-in-your-mouth'. Violet Crumbles are more like your standard chocolate covered honeycomb, but longer." —u/Stendig_Calendar But let's break it down further than just opinion here. For starters, I'd ask you to examine a crucial element of quality honeycomb — texture. Instagram @bexeatssnax / Via instagram.com, Flickr @84744710@N06 / Via Flickr: 84744710@N06 While the Violet Crumble (left) is deliciously dense and strikes the perfect balance between air pockets and matter, the Crunchie (right) is just a gaping hole of disappointment. Like when you buy a bag of chips and discover it's barely a third of the way full. Secondly, length and girth. Yes, we're going all in here. Flickr @go / Via Flickr: go, Flickr @91499534@N00 / Via Flickr: 91499534@N00 The Crunchie is shorter and comparably thinner than the Violet Crumble — and while the VC also nails the ideal ratio of choc-to-comb. And finally, economic value. Flickr @salomonrbc / Via Flickr: salomonrbc Now, admittedly, the standard Crunchie bar will set you back $1.85, while the Violet Crumble comes in at $1.88 — but that just means that she recognises her superior value and, for that, I applaud her. However, if you compare the 180g bag of mini-bars, you'll find the VC costs a mere $4.40 VS. the Crunchie bag that sets you back a whopping $5. And if that's not a case-closed piece of evidence, then I don't know what will convince you.