1. Steve Stifler @SteveStiffIer when your mom doesn’t cook you dinner 10:40 PM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong 06:14 PM - 23 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cool Eric @OBiiieeee Wife: How was your day, honey? Me: Definitely didnt use your hair straightener to try & cook a grilled cheese Wife: What? Me: I mean good 05:13 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Maggie @_maggie447 Really doing well with this whole adult cooking thing. 10:11 PM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jonny sun @jonnysun being an adult is inviting a friend over to cook dinner with but then they cook with your salad onion instead of your cooking onion and you want to shout “no not my salad onion!! use the cooking onion!!” but instead you just smile and say “we are having a great time” 03:28 PM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Josh @LoserCrew I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal 11:26 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Ya cooking is healthy & cheap. But u have to go to the "store" to get "ingredients" to make at ur "apartment" w/ a "stove" Where does it end 02:05 AM - 27 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. サラ @ 👇😔👇 @kisekinoswaggie Adult culture is standing in the bathroom half asleep and then remembering you had to watch the rice cooking and gasping, “THE RICE” 05:38 PM - 22 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues Directions: Allow food to sit for five minutes before consuming. Me: No. 12:52 AM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Ᏸ 🐝 @vtbee80 I can make pasta enough for zero or 25 people. There is no in between. Anyway, though, you guys hungry? 08:15 PM - 18 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin Hello 911 [smoke alarm] so you can't microwave aluminium foil? 02:23 PM - 14 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. maggie @98meegaan Cooking like an adult: putting your frozen chicken nuggets in the oven instead of the microwave 07:18 PM - 22 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Unbalanced Momma @UnbalancedMomma I'm not qualified to be an adult. I ate cookies too close to dinnertime and spoiled my appetite. 02:16 AM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Liz H @LizHollaway @sabaatahir My mom cooked dinner for us every night and would always complain she had no idea what to cook because all of us kids liked /hated different things and now as an adult I realize cooking dinner every night really is the most consistent and relentless struggle. 😂 12:47 PM - 20 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝕵 @jillianhansen yes I’m cooking Brussel sprouts, yes I am an adult 09:38 PM - 22 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. secret pizza tryst @pizzafierce “Awww yussss it’s dinnertime,” I say to myself as I smell the neighbor’s gorgeous food, “For them because they’re functional adults good for them cuuuute.” 02:48 AM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 👑 @_nishakaul I’m tired of adulting. Will someone come and cook for me pls and thank you 08:51 PM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Maria Szatkowski @MariaSzatkowski Sometimes I come home and cook a nice dinner.... and sometimes I come home and have two bowls of fruit loops. Tonight was the latter. #adulting 12:59 AM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. wu tang chan @CH4NNEL Adulting means saying no to dinner invites cause it’s the last possible day you can cook the food in your fridge before it goes off 12:01 AM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7 Being an adult is ripping your raw spaghetti in half before cooking with absolutely zero remorse 11:14 PM - 23 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Emily Sklar @itsemilyonair You ever just eat a bunch of vending machine snacks and call it dinner? #adulting 11:59 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sammy @PaddedPuppy Tonight I ate garlic bread for dinner. Not as a side to another dish, just garlic bread. I feel like I've hit peak adulting levels 02:24 PM - 15 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn I eat whatever I want, tell myself it's healthy, and let the placebo effect do the rest. 04:10 AM - 13 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite BuzzFeed It’s adulting week at BuzzFeed Oz! We’re celebrating everything it means to be an adult in 2019 — and discussing how to be a better one. Click here to check out more.