Australian culture is a beautiful enigma.
So, you can understand why people on the outside might have some, ahem, opinions about the ways we live our lives.
In the name of science and journalism and other noble things, we scoured Twitter for the saltiest (and therefore funniest) opinions about the Australian lifestyle.
1.
why the fuck do Australians say "LOOK" in every sentence they speak ! #annoying
2.
Australians need to stop trying to bring mullets back. It’s not happening.
3.
i hate that australians call tracksuit pants 'trackie dacks'
4.
I get irrationally mad when I read the word doona. Australia needs to be stopped.
5.
Australia needs to be STOPPED we have gone TOO FAR
6.
i'm sorry but i hate australians. this is how some dickhead will be acting when i'm waiting for a bus home from town on a friday night https://t.co/BB4QVwuJCU
7.
Why the fuck do Australians say "How you goin?" ??????? doesn't make sense
8.
Can Australians please stop going to #Bali and acting like absolute fucking drongos?
9.
I’m still thinking about when an Australian girl referred to a one night stand as a “random root” and I feel the need to reiterate how much I hate Australians
10.
Why the fuck do Australians call toasties “jaffles”? What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos?
11.
I hate Australians so much https://t.co/oMzkWLYNRq
12.
lol can australians stop being obsessed with america, you freaks
13.
can australians stop referring to pythons as a “beauty” whenever y’all find one in your yard like?????
14.
australians are really out here calling tomato sauce "pasta sauce" huh ???????????? i hate australians what the fuck is up
15.
australians are so weird wtf is an arvo ? bitch I’ll kill u
16.
God, can Australians please stop wanking themselves off over #democracysausage? We sure know how to thrash something, don't we?
17.
Why do australians drink from their shoes when they're drunk? No comprende. is it like what shoe drinking is to them is beer bong is to us?
18.
I’m at the supermarket getting cake ingredients and it’s so bare australians are so embarrassing
19.
Australians are so weird,like the surfing versions of british people.
20.
australians need to stop putting random shit on bread ✋
21.
i hate australians because they’ll be like “this is cold 🥶” whilst my british arse is sitting here like ??? that’s t-shirt weather mate
22.
i hate australians simply because of this https://t.co/i24VqaF28a
23.
can australians stop getting married at 21 we get it.....the sun makes u happy and divorce rates r lower ok
24.
can australians stop being so weird im so sick https://t.co/6gh6JucAK9
25.
@BreakfastNews @NPR PLEASE can Australians stop pronouncing debut as “day-BOO” oddly enough the second syllable of debut is pronounced EXACTLY like the second syllable of the word Emu.
26.
Oh for fuck sake. Can Australians please stop revealing #Neighbours story lines that are months away from being broadcast in the UK. Thanks. I'm really pissed off now knowing stuff about Chloe.
27.
Can Australians please stop calling Scott Morrison "Scotty" he keeps saying assholeish things and it makes it sound like the Engineer from Star Trek just got cancelled
28.
australians need to stop showing people those ridiculously huge spiders because no average person in australia has seen a spider that big unless it’s 1. at the zoo 2. in regional/remote areas where barely anyone lives
29.
Australians are so weird cause sometimes you won't know until they tell you and sometimes ille make a delivery and they talk like "aw yayh nao wohroys son he just mykes a lawt of noise swahp me thaht faw thaht and yaw on yoah why naow hahve a G'dayy"
30.
Australians need to stop talking about high-speed rail. *It is not a thing*
31.
australians need to be stopped
32.
Australians need to stop complaining about the "American" holiday Halloween and give me more candy.
33.
why the fuck do australians pronounce uno like yuno
34.
i hate that australians say “let’s get on the piss tonight”
35.
Why the Fuck do Australians have that annoying habit of ending every sentence with a verbal question mark?
36.
@jessesingal Australians are fucked up yo
37.
why the fuck do australians call mcdonalds maccas yall are tapped
38.
AUSTRALIANS ARE SO WEIRD…… BITCH WTF IS FAIRY BREAD
39.
rich australians are so weird. they'll have a house near the harbour that looks like this or whatever and then they'll judge you for not eating spirulina cupcakes or not having a wool suit or smth. anyway i'll fight any of them with my bare fists
40.
The #australians need to be stopped.
41.
australians are so embarrassing, you move overseas and you still end up marrying another australian
42.
why the fuck do australians put eggs in their burgers does this country even exist
43.
@neighbours Why do Australians drink a cuppa with the T-bag still hanging in the cup?? Bleugh!!!
44.
me now: australia is so gross and hot and everyone's a bogan i hate it me tomorrow:
45.
Australians are so weird for having Christmas during summer like who gave them permission for this....
46.
Why the fuck do Australians need UGGS. I'm told they're indoor slippers. In that case, who wants $150 slippers?!
47.
Why do Australians speak like toddlers? Oi, you want a bikkie for Brekkie, mate? Afteh, we can pick up a fresh pair a chubbers.
48.
Australians are so weird. They’re like “it’s spring and it’s a beautiful Friday morning!” And it’s like… no bitch it’s fall and it’s today and it’s now.
49.
i hate that australians say "maths" as a school subject. it's not. it's math. just math. one is enough.
50. And finally:
Australians: Fuck off fucking cunt fuck suck a fucking cock drink some fucking goon with me in a fucking park fucker