1.
Australians are so weird. Theyβre like βitβs spring and itβs a beautiful Friday morning!β And itβs likeβ¦ no bitch itβs fall and itβs today and itβs now.
2.
lol can australians stop being obsessed with america, you freaks
3.
I just found out that Aussies are Australians and not Austrians π€§
4.
Why do Australians speak like toddlers? Oi, you want a bikkie for Brekkie, mate? Afteh, we can pick up a fresh pair a chubbers.
5.
australians need to stop putting random shit on bread β
6.
Australians need to stop trying to bring mullets back. Itβs not happening.
7.
I hate Australians so much https://t.co/oMzkWLYNRq
8.
AUSTRALIANS ARE SO WEIRDβ¦β¦ BITCH WTF IS FAIRY BREAD
9.
i hate that australians call tracksuit pants 'trackie dacks'
10.
why do Australians have an accent if they dont even have their own language
11.
I just found out that Australians call movers βremovalistsβ Pls donβt talk to me today while I process this absolutely ludicrous knowledge
12.
Can Australians please stop calling Scott Morrison "Scotty" he keeps saying assholeish things and it makes it sound like the Engineer from Star Trek just got cancelled
13.
Found out that Australians call condoms βdingersβ .. and I have no reason to ever call them anything else
14.
Today I learned that Australians call quarantine βquazzaβ π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
15.
I was today years old when I learned that Australians see the moon upside down. Which I should've known, but I didn't. Or maybe I did at one time, but can't remember. π
16.
just found out that Australians call popsicles "icy poles"
17.
If time travel doesnβt exist, then why do Australians travel back in time when visiting places like the UK for example?
18.
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT AUSTRALIANS CALL CANTALOUPES βROCKMELONSβ πππ ARE THEY EVEN REAL PEOPLE
19.
Australians be like: a million dollary-dingos or dinner with Jay-Zed
20.
why do australians sound like that
21.
australians are so weird y'all have a place called NSFW
22.
Why do australians all sound like theyre doing a fake australian accent, I've never meet an australian who didnt sound like they were satirizing the way australians are depicted I mean that in the nicest way possible I love australians yallre wonderful (the not racist ones)
23.
Australians be like: gβday, wanna blaurjob?
24.
I fucking HATE when Australians make fun of me for calling a cooler a chillie bin but I will turn around and do the same thing when I hear an Australian call a duvet a doona.
25.
Why do australians say "sex" like "six"
26.
Why do Australians call it maccas. In SL if you call McDonald's maccas people will probs say you're godeπ
27.
@intunedin @sinclairinat0r Wait, I just realized Australians call all birds chickens β¦ except chickens. Why isnβt it bin chooks?
28.
why do australians always say bLess
29.
why do australians sound both british and american at the same time
30.
i just realized australians also drive on the wrong side of the road. i trusted you guys. i trusted you
31.
i hate when aussies call Flip Flops or Slides βthongsβ πππ the Meaning iz so Different outside aus
32.
i hate when aussies use some dumb nickname to say what town/suburb theyre from like bro i donβt know where whirly twirly is ok you expect too much from me
33.
just realized australians probably sound like a bunch of seagulls when they all keep going βnoβ at once
34.
I hate when Australians try to act like their accent is normal
35.
Just realized Australians are upside down so the blood rushes to their heads and makes them confused.
36.
i just realized australians do not have a cuisine... like at all. even literal England has fish and chips and various meat pies
37.
i just realized aussies have made cunt a positive word
38.
australians are so weird they have dinosaurs knocking at their window while they study and wonβt even look but then get scared of a fucking chicken
39.
yall I just realized Australians have their holidays in summer wtf
40.
australians are so fucked up like why r yall having hot weather in october what is wrong w u
41. And finally:
Australians are so weird omg they're almost their own species the heck lmao