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    16 Reasons We Should All Celebrate The End Of Winter's Oppressive Reign

    Non-Australians: YoU dOn'T eVeN hAvE a WiNtEr sToP CoMpLaiNiNG!! Australians: This 18 degree day is positively frosty.

    PRAISE BE, there are only three weeks left of the seasonal hell we call winter — and there are 16 reasons why you should be fucking thrilled about that.

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    Come with me now, gentle reader, as we shed our dry, crusty-skinned cocoons and embrace the days of springtime.

    1. You can finally say goodbye to flaky, sandpaper skin.

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    I am trying to HYDRATE you, why must you continue to PUNISH ME?!

    2. You will no longer be obligated to wear jeans every damn day of the week.

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    And honestly, thank god, because this sort of behaviour is a yeast infection waiting to happen.

    3. You can once more enjoy a chilled beverage without your internal body temperature plummeting dangerously close to hypothermic levels.

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    4. You'll get to see the sun again when you leave the office.

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    We are not worthy of you, flaming orb of warmth and pleasure.

    5. You can finally dig out your bikinis from the back of the cupboard, because every body is a beach body.

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    Even sun-deprived, chronically-dehydrated ones.

    6. You can safely enjoy morning showers again, without fearing the dreaded wet-hair-cold-air situation.

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    7. You'll no longer have to wear 13 layers into work, only to start sweating profusely as soon as you reach your desk.

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    I am too padded to move, so I'll just sweat this one out, thanks.

    8. You'll get to bask in the glory of daylight savings again.

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    Remember those days when the sun wouldn't set til 9pm?! WE WILL KNOW THAT JOY AGAIN.

    9. You can enjoy stone fruits...

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    Mangos and lychees and peaches, OH MY.

    10. And the scent of fresh flowers in the air.

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    Jasmine is a heady aphrodisiac and I am liviiiinnng for it.

    11. You can once more enjoy thirsting openly and aggressively over people working out in public.

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    12. You won't have to worry about catching something truly heinous every time you step on board public transport.

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    13. You can show off your pins once more, instead of hiding them beneath 12 weeks worth of leg hair growth.

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    Or, ya know, rock that leg hair openly — whatever works for you.

    14. You'll no longer dread the day before it begins, because it will be WARM and full of OPPORTUNITY.

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    15. You'll be able to sit comfortably outdoors and not feel bitterly cold or blown away.

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    16. And finally, you'll be one step closer to the unsurpassable ecstasy that is the Australian summer.

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    Long may she reign.

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