13 Reasons Why Springtime In Australia Is So Much Worse Than Summer
Praise be, for our lord and saviour summer is here to deliver us from the year's most disappointing season.
Because it's the windiest season of the year and wind ruins absolutely everything.
Because you have to endure the rebirth of Satan's mightiest creature: The common house fly.
Not to mention the sudden, terrifying reappearance of hundreds of cockroaches.
Because every single gym suddenly becomes overrun with people furiously working on their summer buns.
Because, no matter where you hide, hay fever will find you and punch you in the face.
Because two words: Magpie season.
Because the weather is ludicrously indecisive and there's no telling whether you'll have to battle a bitter cold front or Sahara-level heat.
Because, at the first sign of a 20+ degree day, outdoor spaces are suddenly infested with thousands of pale, sun-hungry bodies.
But the water temperatures are still living their best ~winter life~ which means you struggle to enter past your knees.
Because you spend the whole damn season counting down the days 'til summer anyway.
And finally, because at long last, you can unleash your aggressive and all-consuming love of Christmas without fear of judgement.
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