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dude Australian money looks straight out of an acid-based board game I love it https://t.co/DclZVIN4Te
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I love when Australians lecture me on sunscreen. They know so much more.
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I love how Australians say ‘heaps of’ something instead of a lot or many
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I love how Australians were like “what if a milkshake, but, like, difficult? Like it was also an endurance workout for your lungs” and then invented the thickshake
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I LOVE how brits and australians say chewb instead of tube it really is one of my favorite things
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I love when Australians say “bloody hell!”
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I love how Australians absolutely do not have the time to say the whole word “isolation”. That’s too many syllables, it’s “iso” or nothing.
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I love how Australians market eggs 🤣 @chickendynasty @sootygrunter79
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I love how Australians have slang words for almost everything and often add an "o", to the end of nouns, verbs and pretty much anything. Aussies, you have a beautiful, sing-song accent and your voices could light up the darkest caverns *Don't mind me. Just letting my weird out
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i love how expressive australians are with their teeth
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i love how the Australians sign emails with ‘Cheers’ — should be a globally adopted practice
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I love how Australians call quotation marks “inverted commas”
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I love love love how Australians find a way to put like 10 R’s in the word “so”.
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I love how Australians & Kiwis say Cheddar like chid-dah
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I love how casual Australians are because when I ask any of my patients if they could be pregnant, 9 out of 10 times they all say “I better fucking not be!” and I fucken love it
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I love how australians say idk Oi dernt kneugh
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@ArtistDaura I love how Australians call cotton candy "fairy floss", too
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Can I just say how much I love Australians? I've now seen the term "spreadyboi" used in multiple contexts to mean someone who is in community while infectious with COVID-19 and really it's glorious.
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@CooperCodes I love how Australians will shorten a 4 letter, 2 syllable word like “ugly” into a better 4 letter, 2 syl word like “uggo” lol. Also @denvercoder it’s easy, 1200mm is just 12 decimeters 📏
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Absolutely crying laughing finding out how much Australians love Nutbush city limits, enough to have a universal known dance between. I love shit like that
I can’t believe other countries don’t do the nut bush dance! It goes off!
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I love how Australians will say things like, "he's a chazzwazzer up the minky gramble, mate" and the rest of us will just pretend that they're speaking English.
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I love how Australians add “aye” to the end of every sentence bc it doesn’t make sense at all
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I love how australians named a bird bin chicken because it's trash
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I love how Australians have to make it known they're Australian in every Convo they have. We get it.
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i love how aussies use the word reckon
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I love how unashamedly uncultured aussies are it’s so funny like on tik tok there is a whole genre of aussies who are like self proclaimed foodies and literally all they do is review the fast food section of coles I’m 😭🥴
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I love how Aussies express the concept of "a lot of things." Heaps. "That's heaps cheap!" "I missed you heaps!" I don't know. I think that's really charming.
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i love australians because they're not only like 'naurrr' but they're also like 'doco' and 'occy'. love that love that
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I love Australians because they treat crocodiles and venomous snakes the same way I treat my house cat.
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i love australians because they’re just on a completely different calendar than the rest of the world and that’s just normal
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i love australians because: oi ya fucken madcunt = highest of praises, this person loves and respects and looks up to you ok ya fucken dogcunt = scum of the earth, you are about to get beat up
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@maqusan I love Australians because I never have any idea what you're saying but I feel like I understand the spirit behind the words anyway
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I love Australians because they call a spade a spade and do subtle advertising. Katherine, NT.
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I love Australians because they send work emails saying things like "up shit creek without a paddle." Genuine love ❤
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And "cunt" is a greatly under utilized general purpose. I love Australians because they're so good with it. It's so much better than fuck.
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I love when Australians say “I’m gutted”
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I love the Australians, when they send a box of sauces, they don't muck around with marketing, apparently it's very nice #hotsauce #giftideas #Australia
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I love it when you pick on Australians for their version of the English language and they get all indignant like, "Well we speak QUEEN'S English, you silly American!" As if being associated with the British Empire and monarchy is a good thing. Weird flex but okay 🤣
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I love when Australians pronounce “Darling” as “Dāāln”
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I love when Australians are, like, “orcks cable”
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I love Australians. When talking about their deck they say "dick" instead. Teddys become "Tiddies." Excellent accent.
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i love when australians say give it a rest
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@nottjmiller I love it when Australians say "oh come off it" in their widdle mad angry cute baby animal way
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Made bunnings snags! I love Australian cuisine
45.
I love when Australians say youchube
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I love australian ppl calling candy "lollies" it's so sweet 😭😭😭
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not to be aussiephobic but I love it when Australians say the word "reason." they're like "what is the raisin"
48. And finally:
i love Australian people fuck british ppl tho i dont fuck w them
