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    Just 31 Jokes About The Crippling Disappointment That Is Halloween In Australia

    "Now that Halloween is becoming popular in Australia, I think we need to give it a more Aussie aesthetic. I suggest swooping magpies, cane toads and hay fever."


    the fact that halloween isn’t considered a holiday in australia is blatant disrespect to all the emos and goths around the nation


    "we don't do Halloween in Australia!!" OK then explain the spooky mandarins

    Twitter: @draculasguest


    they’re selling those meerkats from the compare the market ads as halloween statues???? what even is australia

    Twitter: @iicfhomee


    [Deliveries] >Orders a costume within Australia for Halloween. >Orders a costume because it was marked expectant delivery time as 22 Oct. >Costume is apparently coming in 1 Nov instead.

    Twitter: @Latterocket


    @ness_hz what is this 😭😭 halloween sounds fun in australia

    Twitter: @adborsbaby


    I’m a Canadian expat in Australia. Asked my gf to get a pumpkin from the shop so I can make pie. Here’s what she texted me.😂 Aussies are still working on understanding Halloween. #expatlife

    Twitter: @WynneLockhart



    [October 31 in Australia] Why are you celebrating Halloween? It's stupid [3 days later] Fuck yeah I need a public holiday for a horse race!

    Twitter: @ShutUpThatsWho


    i went trick or treating and some guy gave me an orange perks of celebrating halloween in australia

    Twitter: @niallzburrito


    i hope you know that when i say australia sucks its because everyone here hates cats and halloween violently and those are the only things i love


    My family- Sick of seeing all the Halloween stuff in Australia, we are aren’t North America! Can’t believe the people here who like it. Me-


    my way of celebrating Halloween in Australia was to turn off the lights, lock the doors and pretend nobody's at home


    Australia doesnt really do halloween and i feel so fucking offended




    That's not Halloween decor that's Tuesday in Australia.


    me: watches diy halloween costume videos even though i cant do them cause we dont celebrate halloween in australia


    The downside of not celebrating Halloween in Australia is that there’s nothing to stop this!


    October in Australia is legit one area being Halloween themed whist the rest of the store is Christmas mayhem lol


    Now that Halloween is becoming popular in Australia I think we need to give it a more Australian aesthetic. Pumpkins don’t really represent an Oz Spring after all. I suggest swooping magpies, cane toads and hayfever.


    Halloween never took off in my country Australia.. our animals are already Halloween horrors all year round 😆


    Happy "we shouldn't do halloween because it's american" month australia!


    Australia will never properly pull off Halloween because it's spring and there's nothing spooky about a warm evening with blossom trees


    Halloween isn’t celebrated in Australia and my neighbors kids wanted to trick or treat so the mom gave everyone in the neighborhood candy to give back to her of the year lol


    halloween bARELY exists in australia. i have no choice but to prefer christmas


    Halloween isn’t really the same here in Australia since it’s going into springtime. BUT That IS the start of snake season. The REAL spooky season.


    im so sad halloween doesnt exist in australia last time i went trick or treating this old bastard said that this isnt america and told my mates and i to piss off


    >they don't celebrate halloween in australia ok, no offense to my australian friends but between that, the slow internet, and the fact that pretty much any living creature you see could kill you in like 2 seconds your country kinda sucks


    When it’s Halloween, but you’re in Australia


    Sending Halloween greetings to the apocalyptic flying insect capital of the world, the state of South Australia.


    Australia explain!!! I swear I thought this was some next level Halloween decoration

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