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    Grab The Kleenex, Because Iconic Sydney Fashion Store "Jizz" Is Closing Down

    At long last, it's cum to an end.

    Sydney has a lot of iconic landmarks: The Opera House, Harbour Bridge, Bondi Beach. But none, I would wager, are more treasured than this cheeky little fashion retailer, hidden in the Town Hall arcade.

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    That's right, friends. It's time to dress yourself in Jizz. 

    Jizz Fashion, or just Jizz if you're familiar with the old gal, has long been an oddity in Sydney's shopping scene — a cheap, fast-fashion retailer that turned up some time in the late naughties and became a spectacle for commuters en route to their Town Hall train.

    hanging out at town hall station, buying some jizz fashion

    Indeed, this humble little hideaway has been a favourite punchline for Sydneysiders — spawning much discussion online.

    Walked past a shop called "jizz fashion", life is complete now lmao

    Twitter: @grimfaerie

    Good evening only to the fashion store "JIZZ" in Town Hall Square.

    Twitter: @ms_michellelaw

    @RachaelHasIdeas This is fine - except the Jizz Fashion shop - it should be heritage listed. Because it’s amazing.

    Twitter: @iamemilymayo

    Everyone knows there's a shop at Sydney's Town Hall station called Jizz Fashion right?

    Twitter: @thejimclasshero

    But now, at long last, we are laying ol' Jizz to rest — as Reddit user u/zanvonzed reports: "An iconic Sydney landmark...coming to an end."

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    You lasted far longer than we thought possible. 

    Reddit users were quick to send their own condolences — and honestly, these comments are sending me straight to hell:

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    So here's to you, Jizz — you appealed to Australians' base level of humour and, for that, we loved you dearly.

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