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You’re only Australian if you scoop your milo with a ladle
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You know you're Australian when... you answer most questions by saying "no worries" or "no drama".
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How to spot an Australian in the crowd: 1. Chant 'Aussie Aussie Aussie' 2. Listen out for the 'Oi Oi Oi'
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you know you’re australian when you have more Milo than coffee 🙈🙈🙈
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how to spot an Australian in the middle of winter:
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you know you’re australian when you either stick your head in the freezer or eat a cup of ice to cool down
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How to spot an Australian: instinctive shaking of shoes before wearing them.
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you know you’re australian when you’ve got: - a go-to boost order - a go-to guzman y gomez order - a go-to grill’d order
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@Iiminalspace how to spot an australian: says arse but spells it ass
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You know you're Aussie when your family have accepted a house spider in your bathroom as a pet. His name is Simon, and he pays rent by killing bugs in the bathroom. I often talk to him while in the shower. We chat about his wife, their latest web renovation, etc. 🕷
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to spot an australian just ask them what these are called
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"What do you have with avo?" - how to spot an Australian in London
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You know you're Australian when you still check your clothes and shoes for spiders even tho you don't live in the country anymore 🙃
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As it snows, it becomes very easy to spot an Australian. It's the excitement on their faces.
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how to spot an australian in new york
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Easiest way to spot an Australian in a crowd - Put on, "You're the voice" and look for everyone mouthing the words.
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You know you're Australian when... calling someone "mate" is a completely appropriate term to call anyone in Australia be they male or female.
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you know you’re australian when you learnt history from horrible histories
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You know you’re Australian when you say the phrase “only a seven hour flight”
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@PaladinAmber You know you’re Australian when you look at it and go “oh good it’s only a huntsman” 🙃
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You know you’re Australian when you see storm clouds & think “Hey Marge, the rains are here” #ahhmccainyouvedoneitagain
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You know you're Australian when... most of the words you know end in "o" such as arvo, servo, bottlo, supo, garbo.
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you know you're australian when you don't even double take at the fire danger rating with its second to lowest level saying "high".
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You know you're Australian when you're cold in 22 degrees Celcius weather 😬
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You know you're Australian when you are out on a walk and you shudder when you hear the wings of a magpie. #duckdiveroll
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you know you’re australian when this is the typical dinner on a summer night or when you got no money
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you know you’re australian when you give up on using the wifi in your house and just use data instead
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you know you’re australian when every time you swung on your chair in primary school the teacher automatically fired back with “you know a few years ago a kid cracked his head open doing that” to get you to stop
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you know you’re australian when you plan to meet someone at maccas bc it’s easiest place to locate
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You know you're Australian when they make a safety rule over a Bunnings sausage sandwhich. People be tripping over onion these days and taking it to court 😂😂😂
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You know you’re Australian when you find out via twitter that someone new is in charge of the country now
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you know you’re australian when it’s hailing and everyone gets exciting and claims it’s snowing
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@lixtapes How to spot an Aussie: Play the Nutbush in public, see which ones are shuffling their feet even slightly.
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you know you're Australian when you rejoice at how cool it is, when it's 36 degrees
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You know you’re Australian when you say “dollaredoos”
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You know you’re Australian when you can use ‘shit’ in any context & still sound refined af
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@FarkenStraya You know you’re Australian when you punctuate everything with cunt
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You know you’re Australian when “Sunday roast” is a Bunnings sausage sandwich.
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How to spot an Aussie? It’s easy. Just say this. “One three double OH, six triple five ooooooooooooh six."
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You know you’re Australian when you salivate like Pavlov’s dog whenever you smell Vegemite.
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you know you’re australian when you will eat a zooper dooper whether it’s 30 degrees or 14 degrees and it doesn’t phase you at all
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You know you're Australian when you start drinking at 12:30pm
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You know you're Australian when, in the midst of a cold, you find yourself smearing Lucas paw paw all over your nostrils