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    34 Funny Tweets For Anyone Who's Ever Stepped Foot In Bunnings

    Sausage snags, dogs in trollies, an endless parade of house plants — truly, it’s heaven on earth.

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    people say we have no traditions no culture but i just overheard a family at the park planning their kid's birthday party at bunnings what a country

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    @fractureclarity @porkironandwine The bunnings snag is Australian religion brought to us by our forefathers who conveniently located a large gas bbq right outside the entrance and permeated the air with gloriousness. It is very unaustralian to not consume a snag on a Sunday morning. ALL HAIL THE BUNNINGS SNAG

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    @LeaNights "I only went to Bunnings to get one plant" After bunnings: 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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    I only go to Bunnings for the sausage sizzles but I have to pretend to buy something every time I go so now I have 8 power saws, help

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    In what I'm sure is a common Bunnings experience, I went there with the intention to spend $10.24 Here's the final bill... 😳

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    Going to Bunnings, bitchez, to buy some stuff I don’t need BECAUSE I CAN

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    We bought work boots this morning, now we're eating sausages on bread for dinner. This is Bunnings Culture in action.

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    @MyfWarhurst Bunnings.... bless them.. The reason I own an Ozito circular saw that’s still in its box... can’t wait for the snags in bread to come back!

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    Just asked this lady what aisle she got her dog in She didn’t laugh #Bunnings

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    Me after a trip to Bunnings to "Just buy soil"

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    When people say Australia doesn't have any culture Like excuse you Have you not heard of a Bunnings Sausage Sizzle?

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    God I love Bunnings. I know I've said it before but it is a religious experience.

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    Went to Bunnings at midnight for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use em.

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    Okay Bunnings what the fuck I’d rather slip and die on some onions than having the sausage on the bottom.

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    Bunnings literally excites me 😍🔥 One day I'll have my own yard... so I can slowly watch that die like my pot plants 🍃🙃 #goals #realist

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    If an Australian person dies, they just respawn at the last Bunnings they went to

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    @NurseNetti Bunnings 🤝🏼 Democracy Snag Aussie culture

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    Might start a podcast. 20 minutes per fortnight of me ranting about how bad the Bunnings website is.

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    How to ensure social distance while at Bunnings. #littleprickseverywhere

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    @GordonRamsay what are you’re thoughts on our traditional food here in Australia the Bunnings snag

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    Just purchased a doggo at Bunnings #dogs

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    ppl at the bunnings checkout asking me how many kids I have when the mini sandpit I'm buying is for my dog

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    @servantofchaos I only go to Bunnings for the $2 sausage. I often with with additional plants and tools.

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    @JWestgarth Do you know there are some bunnings that do sausage sizzles during the week?

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    I might go to Bunnings and tell the staff there I think they're really nice

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    Dogs at Bunnings is top tier content

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    just went to Bunnings and didn't get a sausage from the sausage sizzle, I've never exercised more self control in my life

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    I have to go to Bunnings to find a garden thingamabob as a gift for my mum and I'm only 30% afraid that I'll end up buying another plant

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    @nelltxt This is just Australian culture 😭😭 Bunnings snag

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    @ajlinker There should be an Uber like Bunnings app that delivers Bunnings sausages to your door

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    @Raf_Epstein The general population really seem to be obsessed with Bunnings