Bundy Just Dropped 1000 Bottles Of Sugarcane Champagne And It's Genuinely Liquid Gold

Having tasted it for myself, I can unequivocally state that Aussie champers shits all over the French.

Get ready to bin your goon, because there's a shiny, new contender for Australia's most beloved booze — a highly-exclusive run of Bundaberg sugarcane champagne!

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And yes, I hear you naysayers who might proclaim: "You can't call it that, it doesn't come from ThE ChAmPaGnE WiNe ReGioN oF FrAnCe." 

To you lot, I say: Do better. Think bigger. Get some Bundy champers down ya. 

This truly genius concoction is the brainchild of Uber Eats and Bundy, who collaborated for a limited edition bottling that has finally seen Bundaberg make good on their famed nickname.

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Bundy's master blender, Sarah Watson, said: "Bundy has forever been colloquially known as 'sugarcane champagne' and now, thanks to Uber Eats, we're able to get sugarcane champers into special bottles that warrant a special Aussie celebration!"

The unveiling of the uniquely Australian ~Maison de Bundy Blanc de Cane~ took place at the Bundaberg distillery — and as one of the lucky few in attendance, I can confirm it was every bit the fancy affair you can imagine.

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If you think about it, Bundaberg is kind of the Paris of Queensland. 

I mean, Bundy has the Burnett river running through it, Paris has the Seine — they're practically identical and I'll hear no further debate on it. 

But seriously, no expense was spared on this momentous occasion — I'm talking a black tie dress code, a private jet, a secret location and all the Bundy bubbles you could dream of (well, not really, because there's literally only 1000 in circulation).

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It's giving Emily In Paris glamour, if she were to trek out to regional Queensland. 

The premium bottling has been designed to commemorate Bundy's alcoholic ginger beer and to celebrate the convenience of ordering all your fave booze on Uber Eats.

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A young, zesty bottle of 2022 vintage? Add to cart, s'il vous plaît.

This one-of-a-kind champers is limited to a run of just 1000 bottles and is up for grabs FREE — exclusive to Uber Eats customers at just three locations in Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria.

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On just Friday June 10 and Saturday June 11, these limited edition bottles will be available at The Civic Hotel in Sydney, The Sporting Globe in Richmond, Melbourne and Brisbane's Leonards and Dawn. You simply have to show the Uber Eats app downloaded on your phone in order to get the goods! 

You can grab one bottle per person and only while stocks last, so you better be bloody quick.

Me, cracking open a bottle of the sweet stuff to toast the long weekend:

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