Australians Are Savaging American Cuisine And I'm Just Here For The Chaos
I really do need someone to explain the whole "sweet potato with marshmallows" travesty?
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Nothing has fucked me up more than learning Americans put sugar into their bread. That's cake, my friends. That's cake.
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@karaschlegl And just in case there isn't already enough sugar in your bread, this was the official state sandwich
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@karaschlegl When I found out they don’t use electric kettles ( they boil water in the microwave for tea) it unsettled me.
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Why do Americans eat and praise the worst parts of animals, like chicken wings and ribs?? THEY’RE THE BONIEST, MOST MEATLESS PARTS!! #Confused #whyamerica
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Having been grounded in Australia so long, I feel as if I’ve become unaccustomed to American food. After eating fresh, clean Australian food for every meal I can only look back in horror at the potential damage I did to my body- why did you let me do that!?
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@tylercowen why do Americans eat so much pumpkin in dessert/sweets? I'm in Australia and sweet pumpkin dishes are virtually unheard of here.
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@GreatBrianLast As an Australian, most of your American food choices are weird to me, but this whole biscuit and gravy thing is horrifying. I have no idea what biscuits are like, and the images I've seen do not in any way look like gravy. Are you guys alright over in the US?
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So do Americans actually eat nachos with that weird cheese sauce (goo)? Is that considered normal?
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@babydahmer honestly tho as an australian who has lived in north america the way you guys drink soda is completely psycho
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If "Man vs Food" is anything to go by.. American food looks fkn awful and disgusting. Thank fuck Australia has none of this shit.
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@sncrlynotsorry @karaschlegl Can confirm. Lived in the US for 18 years. The bread is too sweet and the cheese is too yellow. No one @ me with the reasons, I already know.
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@karaschlegl @redscribe As an Australian living in the US, can confirm that American bread is utter shite
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@karaschlegl A friend lived in the US for a couple years & could not contain her utter shock and dismay when she found out they put sugar in/on frozen veggies. 😳
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@karaschlegl Bread in America is vile, so is the coffee, the cakes and the sweets. Full of sugar and nothing else 🤮🤮🤮🤮eggs are horrible too 🤮🤮🤮
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@karaschlegl This reminds me of when my American cousin’s bf was doing a quick trip to Australia he asked me where he could get non gmo food. I told him that all food here is non gmo and it blew his mind. Poor yanks with their gmo foods, sugary “bread”, orange cheese and whatever this is:
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australian food literally stomps on american food like
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@_midofo_ @SuperCroup American food culture is the worst of the Anglosphere food cultures
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American food kinda nice tho
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America's contribution to world cuisine: ranch dressing and thousand island dressing. Australia's contribution to world cuisine: potato scallops. I rest my case.
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@karaschlegl No proper bread, no gun control, no free healthcare. What a basketcase.
