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    25 Oct 2019

    31 Jokes Which Perfectly Sum Up The Experience Of Halloween In Australia

    Who needs a ~spooky season~ when your nation's fauna could kill you at any given moment?

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    the fact that halloween isn’t considered a holiday in australia is blatant disrespect to all the emos and goths around the nation

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    *everyone on the tl getting excited for halloween* me who lives in australia:

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    i hope you know that when i say australia sucks its because everyone here hates cats and halloween violently and those are the only things i love

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    My family- Sick of seeing all the Halloween stuff in Australia, we are aren’t North America! Can’t believe the people here who like it. Me-

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    my way of celebrating Halloween in Australia was to turn off the lights, lock the doors and pretend nobody's at home

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    just want to be margot robbie as sharon tate for halloween but where will i find a turtleneck in spring in australia

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    Australia doesnt really do halloween and i feel so fucking offended

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    Time for more pathetic Halloween celebrations in Australia

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    That's not Halloween decor that's Tuesday in Australia. https://t.co/lSsgQxnyNb

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    me: watches diy halloween costume videos even though i cant do them cause we dont celebrate halloween in australia

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    The downside of not celebrating Halloween in Australia is that there’s nothing to stop this!

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    October in Australia is legit one area being Halloween themed whist the rest of the store is Christmas mayhem lol

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    Now that Halloween is becoming popular in Australia I think we need to give it a more Australian aesthetic. Pumpkins don’t really represent an Oz Spring after all. I suggest swooping magpies, cane toads and hayfever.

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    australia is like one giant haunted house and its constantly halloween.

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    Halloween never took off in my country Australia.. our animals are already Halloween horrors all year round 😆 https://t.co/dGaJCXFuCq

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    Happy "we shouldn't do halloween because it's american" month australia!

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    As parents we teach our kids to never take candy from strangers. But on Halloween we unleash them so they can knock on strangers doors to ask for treats. It makes no sense. It even makes less sense in Australia because it’s so damn forced.

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    Australia will never properly pull off Halloween because it's spring and there's nothing spooky about a warm evening with blossom trees

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    Halloween isn’t celebrated in Australia and my neighbors kids wanted to trick or treat so the mom gave everyone in the neighborhood candy to give back to her kids..mom of the year lol

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    halloween bARELY exists in australia. i have no choice but to prefer christmas https://t.co/OMOpaY6WZ1

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    Halloween isn’t really the same here in Australia since it’s going into springtime. BUT That IS the start of snake season. The REAL spooky season.

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    im so sad halloween doesnt exist in australia last time i went trick or treating this old bastard said that this isnt america and told my mates and i to piss off

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    >they don't celebrate halloween in australia ok, no offense to my australian friends but between that, the slow internet, and the fact that pretty much any living creature you see could kill you in like 2 seconds your country kinda sucks

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    When it’s Halloween, but you’re in Australia

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    Sending Halloween greetings to the apocalyptic flying insect capital of the world, the state of South Australia.

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    Australia explain!!! I swear I thought this was some next level Halloween decoration https://t.co/Y9Ac9vOEDG

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