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    Updated on 18 Sep 2019. Posted on 10 Sep 2019

    30 Jokes For Anyone Who's Ever Stepped Foot Inside A General Pants

    "People who work at General Pants have the same energy as cult members trying to recruit you."

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    When I was about 15 I bought a pair of jeans at General Pants, and the trendy guy selling them told me "nobody washes jeans anymore, you just put them in the freezer until they stop smelling." I still think about that dude sometimes.

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    Nobody: The girl serving me at General Pants Co:

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    "Mate, these general pants employees....you reckon they each have to take a pill before they rock up to their shifts?" - dad

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    employees at general pants trying to get customers in to buy things

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    Is it true that if you go into a General Pants and don't get asked what you're upto this weekend then you get a free jeans?

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    when I walk into a general pants co

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    I strive to be as friendly and outgoing as the general pants co employees.

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    Me: h- Staff at general pants:

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    General pants just messaged me "u up?"

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    I just got mistaken for a General Pants employee, so I guess you could say I’m at peak performance

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    one time a general pants employee asked me what i'd been up to and i replied with "thinking about death" and he uncomfortably walked away

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    Every general pants worker ever https://t.co/XTBGmFX9L9

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    Remember when people used to wanna work at General pants sooo bad and you had to interview w 60 other applicants

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    good morning why does this general pants ad look like the last scene in hereditary

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    My grandma's first experience with the establishment known as general pants: "all the clothes in here have holes and tears in them already! This is awful!"

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    My experience of going into Glue and General Pants is met with increasing levels of confusion, and by god, this must be what aging feels like 👵🏼👵🏼

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    the only thing that stops me from walking more than 2m into a general pants store are the staff who’ll probably corner you into 20 questions about your life

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    people who works at general pants/universal store have the same energy as cult members trying to recruit you

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    When you walk into General Pants and the sales person wants to chat

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    imagine a world where every single person acted like a general pants worker. i would like to see it

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    one of the saddest things U could see in australia is someone shazaming a song inside a general pants

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    This is how general pants workers take you to the fitting room https://t.co/Uf1ZEjR56r

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    Dude at General Pants asked me if "anything tight was happening on the w/e?" I said I don't know what that means and he fist bumped me.

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    Bro general pants workers need to relax with the 21 questions

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    "HI WELCOME TO GENERAL PANTS 20% OFF EVERYTHINGGG!!" *throws hands up in the air* *hits someone in the face*

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    General Pants find of the day. Dogtags that say "backwards cap or die" on one, and "fashion killa" on the other.

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    please help i am being held hostage in a general pants store they are making me listen to drake and forcing me to try on addidas superstars because they have a sale this week

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    I love General Pants but I really hate small talk, especially with intimidatingly cool people.

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    walking into general pants gives me anxiety

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    Dear lady at general pants: Thank you for telling me I looked gorgeous and for asking if I was a model, I think about you every single day.

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