1. Getting asked the dumbest questions:
What's wrong with ME? K.
2. Having your precious time drained:
#WasteMyTimeForMyEntireLife
3. Never being able to escape your true desires:
Help me Gloria Steinem!
4. Men assuming you care about their existence:
It's fine Jake, you can look me in the eye, it's not gonna kill me.
5. Being heartless:
To be honest, is there even such thing as an innocent man?
6. When guys tell you they're looking for something "low-key":
Lowkey? I don't know her.
7. Telling HIM how it's gonna be:
First things first...
8. Straight-up telling men you hate them:
i literally love telling men that i hate men. anyway why am i single?
9. Wondering where all those so-called "good options" are hiding:
Who to choose, garbage or garbage?
10. Having to explaining feminism for the millionth time:
Lord save me.
11. Giving in just because you're exhausted:
We're not done with this, but right now I want some blanket.
12. Constantly ranting to everyone:
*takes the podium*
13. Refusing to lower your standards:
This is literally the bare minimum already?
14. Fully identifying as a misandrist:
Misandrist = someone done with MEN.
15. Feeling like you're always settling for garbage:
Gee Brad, you're such a catch!
16. One word: Mansplaining.
@voldemortsbicep i'm so sorry but this was truly perfect
Ah, thanks for clearing that up for me!
17. Knowing exactly what you're getting yourself into and proceeding anyway:
18. Knowingly making the same mistakes over and over again:
Sure whatever, play "Wonderwall" again.
19. Watching mediocrity get rewarded:
DON'T COMPLIMENT HIM, IT'LL ONLY MAKE HIM STRONGER!
20. Questioning yourself on the daily:
The question of the century.
21. Being strategic:
Taking notes!
22. Always keeping your options open:
Okay, moving on to #4 on the roster.
23. And knowing your strength:
Just watch me.