Drunk grocery shopping always seems like a great idea at the time.
Until you wake up the next day with a hangover and a six pound bag of walnuts.
all i need in this life of sin is me and my 6 pound bag of halved walnuts i bought drunk from the 24hr grocery store
Or an eye patch.
Drunk at the grocery store. Forgot what I came for and bought an eye patch. #sorrymom #storyofmy20s
Or a ridiculous haul of miscellanous junk food.
And probably a few regrets.
Don't go shopping when you're drunk. We just bought the whole supermarket.
Or maybe there were no regrets whatsoever.
I am very drunk and I bought a very large tiramisu cake because there were no slices. Such is life.
Especially if you wrote a shopping list like this.
Lmfaoooo when you find drunk grocery lists in your notes. I wrote "what else" 😭😭😭
"that good cheese"