1. There's no getting around it—having one boob that's bigger than the other can be a pain in the tit.
2. You yearn for the day they start selling bras with mix-and-match cup sizes.
3. You're ready to flip a table the next time someone tells you "no two boobs are perfectly symmetrical."
4. And you might scream if your doctor brings up testing your hormones again.
5. And you've tried lifting weights on just the small boob side to see if you could enlarge it.
6. The first time you get naked with a new sexual partner can be a cesspool of body anxiety.
7. And you dread the moment some symmetrically-boobed person suggests skinny dipping or any game involving stripping.
8. Worst of all, people don't really talk about what it's like to have uneven boobs, even though it's actually super common.
9. For instance, push-up bras are how you live your life.
10. Bandeau bathing suit tops are how you survive summer.
God bless removable padding. 🙌