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26 Struggles Every Dogless Dog-Lover Will Understand

Life goal: pet every dog.

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1. So, maybe you live with someone with a dog allergy.

2. Or your apartment isn't pet-friendly.

what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister

3. Or maybe you're just not ready to be a fully committed, responsible dog parent.

4. There's no way around it — it's tough being a dogless dog lover.

Fortunately, you've found a few little ways to cope.


5. You always find the dog at the party.

when you're at a party and you hang out with the dog the whole time

6. And you know where all the dog-friendly bars are.

7. Going outside is just an excuse to pet strangers' dogs.

8. And you've accepted the fact that you're super-duper creepy.


10. You'd drop everything to become a dog walker.


11. You've made plans with someone just to hang out with their pup.

12. And you treat your friend's dog like your own.

14. Honestly, you just don't get cat people.

when someone says they're a cat person

16. You've even got a name picked out already.

One day, Rocco. One day.


19. Famous Instagram dogs are the only celebrities you care about.

This meeting between friends got you more hyper than the "Bad Blood" music video.

20. Giant puppy paws are what get you out of bed in the morning.

21. And senior dogs melt your heart.

22. Big or small, you love them all.

You ain't got no type.

23. You don't understand how a dog owner could ever be unhappy.

Do they just, like, exist in a constant state of overwhelming joy? How do they get anything done?

24. Because true happiness is dogs.

25. And you can hardly wait till you can adopt your very own.

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"

26. Until then, you'll just be that person causing a scene over strangers' dogs.