1. When you consider going outside...
2. ...and immediately regret it.
3. When your entire body is a bug-bitten wasteland:
Leave your window open in summer for an hour and the cast of ‘bugs life’ decide to start production on a sequel
4. Hoping you look like this kind of sweaty:
5. Instead of this kind of sweaty:
6. When you're like the King Midas of making things sticky.
7. When you dread checking the weather forecast.
8. When your air conditioner breaks...
9. ...so you walk into a store for a brief respite.
10. When you're sunburnt AF:
My sunburn is peeling so bad my sheets look like i hooked up with a rattlesnake last night.
11. When you don't blowdry your hair...
12. ...and when you do.
13. When someone dares to hug you.
14. When the only thing worse than the beach...
15. ...is camping.
My friends asked me to go camping so I made of a list of the things I will need: 1. new friends
16. When everyone and everything smells like Satan's anus.
17. When your idea of an awesome vacation includes no one but you, your couch, and lots of air conditioning.
18. But if you don't go somewhere exciting, you feel like you're wasting the season.
Summer FOMO is real.
19. So, you begin your countdown to fall...
August is the Sunday of summer.
20. ...all the while knowing that September is bound to be a humid hellhole as well.
21. Cheers to summer, the ultimate asshole.
22. Please do us all a favor and be over soon.
