1. When you consider going outside...
2. ...and immediately regret it.
3. When your entire body is a bug-bitten wasteland:
4. Hoping you look like this kind of sweaty:
5. Instead of this kind of sweaty:
6. When you're like the King Midas of making things sticky.
7. When you dread checking the weather forecast.
8. When your air conditioner breaks...
9. ...so you walk into a store for a brief respite.
10. When you're sunburnt AF:
11. When you don't blowdry your hair...
12. ...and when you do.
13. When someone dares to hug you.
14. When the only thing worse than the beach...
15. ...is camping.
16. When everyone and everything smells like Satan's anus.
17. When your idea of an awesome vacation includes no one but you, your couch, and lots of air conditioning.
18. But if you don't go somewhere exciting, you feel like you're wasting the season.
Summer FOMO is real.