You know YouTube?
That happy corner of the Internet where you watch makeup tutorials and videos of cats doin' stuff?
Well, something sinister is happening there.
And it's name is UNSKIPPABLE HORROR MOVIE ADS.
This is the greatest issue facing our generation.
We have endured being scared shitless AGAINST OUR WILLS for far too long.
We did nothing to deserve these 30 mandatory seconds of terror.
So today, we say, no more.
Unskippable horror movie ads must be stopped.
(At least after 9 p.m.)
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Are you with me???
vote votesYES! #BanUnskippableHorrorMovieAds
vote votesNo, I am pro-bad-things.